My Father in law has a pretty intimidating job.

He's a lawyer.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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An intimidating title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/italicharp50996
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I tried to intimidate an origami artist today.

He folded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Origami_Pi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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You really shouldn't be intimidated by advanced math…

it's easy as pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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My son wanted some girl advice, so I told him, β€œIf you are intimidated by a date, remember one thing.”

They are just big raisins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Met this intimidating fellow last week, asked if he needed anything, he replied with a hoarse voice..


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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrImpartial
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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Why was six afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a prime number and I assume they can be very intimidating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trashpanda-5143
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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College class humor

In college I took a business law class from a very conservative and intense professor who intimidated us by calling us out to answer questions randomly.

One day the teacher was discussing Torts and called on me by name and then said, β€œGive me one type of Tort?”,

β€œPop-Tort”. I blurted out.

The room went completely silent as everyone was waiting for the professor to get very upset and then the unimaginable happened. The professor smiled then chuckled and then the class felt free to join in and laugh too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randykates
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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My dad on gargoyles

I was telling my dad about how my dog tried to intimidate a gargoyle at a church last week.

Me: The first day he barked, jumped, and growled at it. The next day he gave it a short bark and growl as if to say "I'm still after you," but surprisingly, the gargoyle still hadn't moved.

Dad: Do you know why it didn't react?

Me: uh...

Dad: Because it was stone-faced!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squidzilla
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2015
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My friend's dad just pulled this one on us.

So a couple friends and I are watching a movie in one of my friend's basement (The Master of Disguise - Netflix lol). And his dad comes downstairs and in the most intimidating, serious voice says, "Nick, what do I do when you do something wrong?" The tension in the room skyrockets, and Nick says nonchalantly, "Nothing." His dad then slickly replies, "I scream... there's ice cream on the table if you want any."

Chuckling intensifies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HITmonrocklee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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