He's a lawyer.
He folded.
it's easy as pi.
They are just big raisins.
"neiggggghhh"
Because 7 is a prime number and I assume they can be very intimidating
In college I took a business law class from a very conservative and intense professor who intimidated us by calling us out to answer questions randomly.
One day the teacher was discussing Torts and called on me by name and then said, “Give me one type of Tort?”,
“Pop-Tort”. I blurted out.
The room went completely silent as everyone was waiting for the professor to get very upset and then the unimaginable happened. The professor smiled then chuckled and then the class felt free to join in and laugh too.
I was telling my dad about how my dog tried to intimidate a gargoyle at a church last week.
Me: The first day he barked, jumped, and growled at it. The next day he gave it a short bark and growl as if to say "I'm still after you," but surprisingly, the gargoyle still hadn't moved.
Dad: Do you know why it didn't react?
Me: uh...
Dad: Because it was stone-faced!!!
So a couple friends and I are watching a movie in one of my friend's basement (The Master of Disguise - Netflix lol). And his dad comes downstairs and in the most intimidating, serious voice says, "Nick, what do I do when you do something wrong?" The tension in the room skyrockets, and Nick says nonchalantly, "Nothing." His dad then slickly replies, "I scream... there's ice cream on the table if you want any."
Chuckling intensifies.
