Gator-aid.
I guess they just find them irrelephant.
I like them medium rare.
They can never sneak up on their prey.
Anoa guy
I guess you could say they're doing pretty whale
Cause there are no womanatees.
Molar bears!
Until the recent discovery that there's actually a lot more out there. They just comb over.
He kneaded a poo.
because they're an endangered feces
So I said, "You know what they say about white winos?"
"They're endangered"
How am I not a dad yet?
Me: It says here white rhinos are now on the endangered species list. Dad: Pretty sure that's by invitation only.
He then laughed for five minutes. Half an hour later, leaving from dinner...he remembered what he said. And laughed again.
I had some Chef Boyardee beefaroni for lunch and, naturally, I was still hungry so I went back to the kitchen to make more. When I came back to the living room, my girlfriend asked, "You're eating two cans?"
I replied, "Of course not! Aren't they close to being endangered?"
I think the joke alone may have made her pregnant.
"Why are they called right whales"
"Because they all left?", I responded
For some background: Right whales are an endangered species and they are called right whales because they was the right whale to hunt.
EDIT: The reaction of my professor was her dropping her head in embarrassment with a smile. Some groans and laughter were had among the students
