Wife (we both live in the US): I have to make sure my work phone is on do not disturb mode before bed so I don’t get email notifications from co-workers in our office in Europe.
Me: Sure, because when they send email, they don’t care if you’re up.
I never disturb a bees hive....I don't like getting in others buzzness
COVID has me feeling really disturbed.
I am not Down with the Sickness
Where do fans of Disturbed prefer to vacation?
Did you hear the lead singer of disturbed isn’t going to self isolate?
He’s down with the sickness.
My wife keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like “Hobbit!”, “Mordor!”, and “Gandalf!”...
Always Tolkien in her sleep...
Disturbed must be pretty upset right now.
Nobody’s down with the sickness.
My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.
A local man was causing a disturbance in town because he stunk like fish.
He was reeking haddock on the neighborhood.
The new "Joker" movie is rated R for Strong bloody violence, language, disturbing behavior and brief sexual images"..
I guess you could say that the "Joker" without an R is just a joke.
I had this disturbingly long dream that I was making a salad.
On a post about the most disturbing things teachers confiscated off students
In a recent interview with David Draiman a reporter commented on his remarkable quarantine weight gain.
Disturbed's lead singer just laughed like a monkey and said he was "down with the thiccness."
My local church decided to tear down their bell because it was too loud and disturbing citizens.
The construction workers won a No bell Peace prize.
Mike Tyson got very disturbed after binge watching “Breaking Bad”.
He said, “That was pretty methed up.”
People with subwoofers are disturbing.
I got kicked out of the Farmer’s Market today.
I was disturbing the peas.
There was a disturbance at the local prison last night, and I saw a midget escaping...
As he was climbing over the wall, he sneered at me before dropping to the floor. I thought to myself "Well that's a little condescending".
What did Disturbed do after an explosion in their underwear drawer?
Got down with the sock mess
Why cant a nose be longer than 11 inches?
Because if it was it would be a foot
Doodle I drew in my spare time at work.
My phone plays every song except "Down with the Sickness"
I guess that's because it's in "Do not Disturb" mode.
Cicadas sit in trees all day and scream.
But when I do it I’m “disturbing the peace” and “under arrest”
Yoda: why is five afraid of seven?
Because six, seven eight (think like yoda)
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There’s a disturbance in the Norse
What did the Sign on the Baker’s Door Read when She Wanted to be Alone?
Why did the corn want to become a Mortician?
It was interested in the ma-cob.
Maine has the highest rate of infidelity out of any state in the US
What a disturbing state of affairs
I totally understand those concerned moms talking about video games.
I mean, that epic music really is disturbing! So many sax and violins!
A wild brown rabbit recently became the world's first non-human creature to be charged with a crime and arrested.
Authorities claim he was found to be disturbing the peas.
My dad is an eye surgeon and he sent me this today.
'We had a very sweet patient today'
http://imgur.com/L9dcVEK
I called the police to remove some carrots from my fridge...
They were disturbing the peas.
Why does Darth Vader hate IKEA?
He finds their faith of Lack disturbing.
My wife keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like “Hobbit!”, “Mordor!”, and “Gandalf!”...
Always Tolkien in her sleep...
Oh no, the lead singer of Disturbed has Coronavirus
He’s DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
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