I got really upset when my wife told me that I had no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
Why are pediatricians easily upset?
They have little patients.
Why was the bean upset with his partner's gift to him?
My wife is upset with me...
All I said was, "Hi coming, I'm Dad!"
I ate a female cow for dinner and it upset my stomach...
Everytime I go there I get upset.
A burglar stole all of my lamps! I should be upset...
A man named six gave his friends three and five some chocolate bars. Three got 7 chocolate bars and five got eight of them. Three was upset he had less than five did, and five was sad that his friend was sad, so he asked six if three could have another chocolate bar.
He gave one to three for five
The guy who lost the fishing competition was really upset.
He was totally out of line.
I went to the deli the other day to get sliced turkey, but I was upset when I got there,
because everyone else before me went ham on it.
Why was the dolphin trainer upset with the surfer?
Because he did it on porpoise.
(Told this to my 4 kids and got 2 groans, one confused look, and an eye-roll)
What did the king of breadland say to his servant who upset him?
I loaf you will all my anger
My wife is upset because I never buy her flowers.
To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
I told my wife “don’t get upset when people call you fat......”
“.....you’re bigger than that.”
What does Bill Duke say when he has an upset stomach?
Gonna have me some Tums. Gonna have me some Tums.
My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset.
Frankly, it's not her bismuth.
I really upset my wife when she asked what was on the T.V.
Blanch: "Why did pickling upset you so badly? Is everything ok?" Me: "The whole experience was quite jarring...."
Blanch: "I get it. That can leave you in a bad headspace but, I'm an open kettle - you can tell me anything."
Me: "I just need to vent, Blanch."
My wife is extremely upset that I've been drinking brake fluid
She shouldnt be mad, I can stop any time I want
My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"
It didn't help, but I knew he meant well
At the grocery store the other day, the bagger asked the woman in front of me, "Paper or plastic?" She responded, "It makes no difference to me. You choose." The bagger explained that he isn't allowed to, and that she had to choose. This upset her quite a bit, which was confusing to me.
I thought it was common knowledge that baggers can't be choosers.
My son was upset after I gave him a single marshmallow.
I think he wanted s'more.
Why did the retired doctor get easily upset?
Because he has no patients.
Not a dad, but my neighbor who is a dad was proud of me for this one. He was helping me dig up trees and I turned to him upset and said:
Wow you just left me with a bunch of Ash-holes in my yard.
Doctor: Sir, you have an upset stomach
Me: So that’s where all that crying is coming from.
My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.
Now I know where we stand.
My son seemed really upset that he came in last at the Karate competition.
I want to Express my daughter's age as a fraction 6/12, 9/12, 16/12 etc.. my wife is really upset about it.
In our house It's really causing some division
Why was the double barreled shotgun unable to speak when it was upset?
Was Spartacus upset that he had to cannibalize his wife?
Today I met a fish and the meeting went pretty well. I told him I would like to meet him again, but it got upset and swam away.
I guess, "I'll catch you later" wasn't the right phrase.
My favorite ax handle broke and I was very upset...
...but I got a new one and I think I handled it well.
I took a pole today and found out that 100% of people get upset when a tent falls on top of them.
My wife was upset at me because she thinks 'I have no sense of direction.'
So I packed my suitcase and right.
How could you tell the corn was upset?
My wife gets really upset when I get up every morning and chase the birds from the bird feeder.
She calls it my crow aggression.
Why was the baker upset with himself?
At first my wife was upset at me for spilling some ice in the kitchen
But I explained to her that it was just water under the fridge now.
someone told me to hold my horses, and I got upset.
Then I realized they just want me to be stable.
Mario is highly upset
He heard Trump has been in Peach.
My wife gets upset at me for hiding kitchen utensils.
But that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
Disturbed must be pretty upset right now.
Nobody’s down with the sickness.
My wife is really upset that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
My wife told me, “ Don’t get upset if someone calls you fat.”
“You’re much bigger than that.”
My wife told me, “Don’t get upset if people call you fat...”
“You are much bigger than that.”
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