I’m quite worried about our calendar
I’ve heard it’s days are numbered
I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
My family is all worried about my addiction to dot to dot puzzles. It's OK though...
I know where to draw the line...
I said to my grammar teacher, "My dad is worried about my test scores." She said "He was stressed."
You know, cos Pa's tense.
Old school 90’s Ravers aren’t worried about the gas shortage.
They’re used to running on E.
We have an awesome tire swing at our home and my two year old started to push it, with no one on it, and I noticed he was pushing it harder and harder and I got worried it would come back and hit him
He was playing with tire.
Anakin was a bad student. Never paid attention in class, never took any tests seriously. All his teachers were angry with him. Teacher Obi-Wan was specially worried when he had to say,
"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."
I was worried about how I'd react to antivaxxers.
But think I'm immune now.
Why was the cucumber worried?
It was in a bit of a pickle.
My kids recently been super obsessed with the moon and my wife is starting to get worried.
I told her not to worry, it’s only a phase.
To those worried about eating salad after the recent e coli outbreaks, I have three words for you.
I was starting to get worried about my Karma points on Reddit...
But getting over it was a piece of cake.
Why should you be worried if you see cows smoking marijuana?
Cause that's when the steaks are highest.
Edit: Well this is rare, I wasn't sure how well done this joke was. Thanks for the face palm.
My friend was worried about hitting all the bars on his guitar neck at his recital...
I was worried someone replaced my kid with a clever robot...
I was very worried when they discovered Covid in ice cream and topping samples in China.
I instantly thought this could affect Hundreds & Thousands...
Why aren’t depressed people worried about flat tyres?
They are always carrying despair.
Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you.
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!
I’m worried about volunteering to help my uncle at work tomorrow at the coroner’s office
It’s a pretty big undertaking
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
Why should you be worried about your daughter’s vegan drug dealer?
I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club
Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.
With the increasing cases of Covid in America, I was worried there would be a shortage of paper towels.
But I found the grocery story to be Bounty full.
Why did the chess player worried towards the end of his meal in a restaurant?
Because the waiter said, "CHECK?"
Envelope: “are we there yet? I’m worried we’re not going to make it!”
Mailman: “I’ll keep you posted”
Saw a deal earlier to stay on a canal boat but I was worried about covid situation
There's bound to be a lock down there
I have this friend who was worried that they might have coronavirus.
I probably shouldn’t have told them to stay positive.
I don't know why my fishing buddy is worried about the Coronavirus
He never catches anything
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
I was worried my tightwalking class would be cancelled because of the lockdown
Why was the clock not worried after getting an arm amputation?
Because it had a second hand.
Anyone out there worried about the Universe ever imploding..?
My Dad comes into my room looking really worried, I ask him what was wrong and if there was anything I could do to help, He responds by saying "I lost the book which had all the photos and message from my friends"
Knowing a slam book could not be replaced I tried consoling him, but I remembered digitalized it for him a year ago I quickly logged on to the PC to check if I had a backup. He quickly smiled and said it had a Blue cover, after about 10mins of searching I asked him if he remembered what I named the book. He burst out and said Facebook.
Frustrated I left the room to find my entire family sitting in the hall, and my mother goes "He did it to you too, didn't he"
And I'm here perplexed by the lengths a dad would go for his jokes.
My sister majored in Philosophy. I saw her sobbing the other day, worried she won’t get a job.
I said, “Are you having an existential cry, sis?”
He is no longer worried about a receding heir line.
Why was the guitarist so worried?
You might be worried about overeating while you’re quarantined, but it’s better than risking the spread of disease. So don’t worry...
It will be worth the weight.
All these deadly viruses we should be worried about, but when it comes to media attention...
... corona takes the crown
My son identifies as a crescent moon. I’m worried, but my wife says it’s just a phase.
What part of your body is worried all the time?
I’m really worried about eating salads after this E. Coli outbreak.
But lettuce romaine calm !!
Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you.
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
Why is the calendar worried?
Because its days are numbered
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