Planting wheat always gives me a headache.

But hey, it's my grain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Have you ever used an ice pack for a headache?

You should try it. It's a mind numbing experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Couldbeurmom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Do you know what it means if you have a headache?

It means you have a head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anime_fan_21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Wheat farmer headaches (stole this one)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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[OC] What did the farmer say when he got a headache from people stealing his wheat

My grains!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMeowMeow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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This one will give you a headache. Or Cure it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrpoopiepants
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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My wife and I were recently hospitalized for very severe, persistent headaches. After a few hours of testing and waiting

I informed my wife that we had ourgrains

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I went on a gluten free diet because I was experiencing constant headaches.

And it actually worked. Clearly my-grains were the issue here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yubisaki_Milk_Tea
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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What do plants take for their headaches?

Mulchtrin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Astrotter81
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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If someone says they have a mean headache, isn't it just an average one?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AeroDelta95
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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Wife: Looks like you're having an headache.

Me: No, feels ok.

Wife: Are you sure?

Me: No, I'm Mike.

Wife: Yaaa I think you ARE having a headache.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyontheroof
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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A headache.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegitHuman46
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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A wheat farmer has a headache and all his crops disappear

Ahh Migraines!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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[True story] Doctor: how often do you suffer from headaches?

Me: every time I have a headache, I suffer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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If you have a headache

Does that mean you're in pain in the membrane?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zorlin1224
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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So today my wife was telling me that she had a headache.

In fact it was a migraine. So I asked her if I got myself a bowl of oatmeal if I would also have a My Grain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuntsMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I have a nuclear headache.

It’s splitting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megadecimal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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So, I went to my doctor today due to a constant headache. He told me I should drink more scrumpy to numb it and I asked "Wouldn't that just make me drunk?"

He told me "Oh, that's just a cider-effect".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I just got a headache after picking up The Children of Hurin

That's the last time i'm going to dive into a good book

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mustacius
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Massive Headache

I have a friend who i care for a lot, but sometimes he can be annoying, lets call him Bobby.
I had hit my head and had a nasty bump and bruise dead-center in my forehead.

Bobby: wow! whats this fellas new name? (pointing at my bruise)
Me: His name is Bobby! he is a massive headache.

We still laugh about that one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jocsot101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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It's weird when I eat wheat, it gives me a huge headache But, if I get the wheat from someone else, I'm fine. It's just migraine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xorflame
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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A farmer with a terrible headache was carrying a bag of rice...

His headache got so bad, he dropped his rice and yelled "my grains!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeAge121
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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β€œDoc, I feel dizzy, I have a headache, and I feel weak.”

Doctor: Flu?

Me: No, I took the bus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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How do programmers end their headaches

Tylo.NullPointerException

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bastian_5123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Headaches are fake

They’re all in your head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paultaco88
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Why is there never any headache tablets in the jungle?

Because the parrots ate em all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flyingsquirrel77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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What type of mole cures headaches?

A paraceta-mole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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My wife had a headache

So I thought I’d distract her with the story of the two Italian wheat farmers who would fight over their crops shouting, β€œThat’s a my grain!” Her headache worsened.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmeanmustid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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The bass notes in classical music give me a headache

My doctor says it's just lower Bach pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkaic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
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[Math] I've got a terrible headache

I took ΞΌsin (x) and it didn't help at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ungodlydemon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2017
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My wife is having a bad headache and I said to her "It's all in your head honey"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/juskeeding
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2017
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Why did the farmer get arrested for having headaches?

Because he had my grains

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IONTOP
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2017
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What does Hank Hill take when he gets a headache?

Ibupropane

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Wife tells me to take something for my headache but I didn't want to. She hands me an Aleve.

I said, "I can't Aleve this."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_noid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2015
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What does a greedy chicken with a headache say?

My-grain

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Did you know putting snakes in your hair cures headaches....?

....it helps due to the Medusanal properties

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2015
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Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache.

Then I tried it feet first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheazer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2017
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My uncle had a headache and asked my aunt for a Tylenol

She told him she doesn't have any but she's got Aleve.

I piped up and asked "well where you going?"

In the room full of about fifteen people, I got a big mix of groans and genuine laughs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSnuhhh
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2016
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It's not a sinus headache

It's a sinache.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlpineBear1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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Cleopatra's problems were giving her a headache

So she reached for some Asp-irin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aito136
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2015
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Wife: Ugh .... I hate getting headaches all the time!

Me: It's all in your head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecaptainjs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2014
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What do you give a bird with a headache? A Parakeetamole.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Edddie1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2016
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I've had a headache for a couple days now...

Wife: Why don't you try these essential oils for migraines.

Me: At this point, I'd try rain dances and chicken sacrifices!

Wife (ignoring my comment): You might have to keep trying them before they work though.

Me: But won't I run out of chickens??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemanerich
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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So I had a headache the other day...

"So, I heard you have a headache. Does your face hurt?"

"No Dad, why?"

"Cause it's killing me!"

Damn it Dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dok
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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