I've had M.C. Hammer music in my head so much today that's it's giving me a headache. I took 2 Tylenol, but....
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︎ Apr 24 2021
A wheat farmer caught a thief on his property who gave him quite the headache.
βActually, theyβre my grainsβ he said.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I bought my wife some headache tablets.
But they didn't give her one.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
The doctor gave me some suppositories for a headache I've been having.
For all the good they've done me I might as well as shoved them up my arse.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
My wife complained about a tension headache
told her it's because she got too much o' tension
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Planting wheat always gives me a headache.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Have you ever used an ice pack for a headache?
You should try it. It's a mind numbing experience.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Wheat farmer headaches (stole this one)
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Do you know what it means if you have a headache?
It means you have a head.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
[OC] What did the farmer say when he got a headache from people stealing his wheat
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︎ Aug 07 2020
This one will give you a headache. Or Cure it.
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︎ May 08 2020
My wife and I were recently hospitalized for very severe, persistent headaches. After a few hours of testing and waiting
I informed my wife that we had ourgrains
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︎ May 06 2020
I went on a gluten free diet because I was experiencing constant headaches.
And it actually worked. Clearly my-grains were the issue here.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
If someone says they have a mean headache, isn't it just an average one?
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︎ Feb 17 2020
What do plants take for their headaches?
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︎ May 21 2020
A headache.
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︎ Dec 30 2019
A wheat farmer has a headache and all his crops disappear
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Wife: Looks like you're having an headache.
Me: No, feels ok.
Wife: Are you sure?
Me: No, I'm Mike.
Wife: Yaaa I think you ARE having a headache.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
[True story] Doctor: how often do you suffer from headaches?
Me: every time I have a headache, I suffer.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
If you have a headache
Does that mean you're in pain in the membrane?
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︎ Feb 06 2020
So today my wife was telling me that she had a headache.
In fact it was a migraine. So I asked her if I got myself a bowl of oatmeal if I would also have a My Grain.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
I have a nuclear headache.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Massive Headache
I have a friend who i care for a lot, but sometimes he can be annoying, lets call him Bobby.
I had hit my head and had a nasty bump and bruise dead-center in my forehead.
Bobby: wow! whats this fellas new name? (pointing at my bruise)
Me: His name is Bobby! he is a massive headache.
We still laugh about that one
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︎ Mar 31 2019
So, I went to my doctor today due to a constant headache. He told me I should drink more scrumpy to numb it and I asked "Wouldn't that just make me drunk?"
He told me "Oh, that's just a cider-effect".
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︎ Aug 24 2019
βDoc, I feel dizzy, I have a headache, and I feel weak.β
Doctor: Flu?
Me: No, I took the bus.
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︎ Jul 20 2018
It's weird when I eat wheat, it gives me a huge headache But, if I get the wheat from someone else, I'm fine. It's just migraine.
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︎ Dec 04 2018
I just got a headache after picking up The Children of Hurin
That's the last time i'm going to dive into a good book
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︎ Sep 11 2019
A farmer with a terrible headache was carrying a bag of rice...
His headache got so bad, he dropped his rice and yelled "my grains!"
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︎ Feb 27 2019
How do programmers end their headaches
Tylo.NullPointerException
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︎ Apr 02 2019
Headaches are fake
Theyβre all in your head
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︎ Apr 10 2019
The bass notes in classical music give me a headache
My doctor says it's just lower Bach pain.
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︎ Dec 26 2017
My wife had a headache
So I thought Iβd distract her with the story of the two Italian wheat farmers who would fight over their crops shouting, βThatβs a my grain!β Her headache worsened.
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︎ Sep 14 2018
What type of mole cures headaches?
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︎ Jan 23 2019
[Math] I've got a terrible headache
I took ΞΌsin (x) and it didn't help at all.
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︎ Apr 15 2017
Why did the farmer get arrested for having headaches?
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︎ Feb 15 2017
Wife tells me to take something for my headache but I didn't want to. She hands me an Aleve.
I said, "I can't Aleve this."
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︎ Nov 22 2015
What does Hank Hill take when he gets a headache?
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︎ Sep 21 2018
What does a greedy chicken with a headache say?
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︎ May 01 2018
Did you know putting snakes in your hair cures headaches....?
....it helps due to the Medusanal properties
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︎ Feb 22 2015
Getting out of bed in the morning always gave me a headache.
Then I tried it feet first.
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︎ Feb 15 2017
My uncle had a headache and asked my aunt for a Tylenol
She told him she doesn't have any but she's got Aleve.
I piped up and asked "well where you going?"
In the room full of about fifteen people, I got a big mix of groans and genuine laughs
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︎ May 21 2016
It's not a sinus headache
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︎ Jul 30 2017
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