Brain Tumor Puns

A list of puns related to "Brain Tumor"

My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.

I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.

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👤︎ u/xerafoo
📅︎ Nov 24 2018
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My dad before a surgery to remove a brain tumor. It's a classic!

Dad: Will I be able to play the piano after? Nurse: Yea of course! Dad: Oh cool! I can't even do that right now! Edit: Alright guys! I get it, old post! I just thought it was pretty funny considering the circumstances.

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👤︎ u/shahrig23
📅︎ Jan 23 2017
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Doctor: I have good news and bad news.

Me: Bad news first.

Doc: You have an inoperable brain tumor.

Me: And the good news.

Doc: It’s all in your head.

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👤︎ u/coot32
📅︎ Sep 06 2018
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