Tumour Puns

A list of puns related to "Tumour"

I was absolutely livid at my doctor. He said I had a brain tumour that wasn’t malignant, whatever the hell that meant.

I was visibly panicking, but I lost it when he said it’s “All in your head.”

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👤︎ u/neloc1
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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I was a little anxious at first about having a tumour...

But it's growing on me.

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👤︎ u/Alfherin
📅︎ Sep 21 2017
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When the doctors told me I have cancer I laughed my ass off

they said I have a great sense of tumour

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👤︎ u/Amru_263
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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Sadly due to a neurological condition, I have a permanent hand tremor..

Good side is that when I do a handshake, I do it literally.

(Condition is inoperable brain tumour)

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👤︎ u/kishenoy
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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Did you hear about the doctor that died last week ?

Sad.. he had such a great sense of tumour

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb
📅︎ Dec 19 2018
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