So you know Gandhi? Walked barefoot, tough feet. Fasted a lot, so he was weak. Prayed a lot, real spiritual. Unfortunately, suffered from bad breath.

In other words, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic suffering from halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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I once swallowed a book of synonyms.

It’s gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shua_mc
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamuraiSAM5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Condiments puns
  1. He said "You walk ahead, I'll ketchup with you." 2."Are you sure?" Asked the cop "I saw it with mayonnaise"replied the witness.
  2. The vexed cucumber said "I'm in a pickle right now."
  3. Oh! And I mustard that this is my first post on Reddit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brijesh_962
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I read an article today about a make-up from Los Angeles that is supposed to stop bad breath.

The headline was, "Super California Lipstick Vexes Halitosis"

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