A local man was causing a disturbance in town because he stunk like fish.

He was reeking haddock on the neighborhood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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There was a disturbance at the local prison last night, and I saw a midget escaping...

As he was climbing over the wall, he sneered at me before dropping to the floor. I thought to myself "Well that's a little condescending".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vidoardes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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COVID has me feeling really disturbed.

I am not Down with the Sickness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Where do fans of Disturbed prefer to vacation?

A-lah-ah-ah-ska

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Did you hear the lead singer of disturbed isn’t going to self isolate?

He’s down with the sickness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/E-radi-cate
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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My wife keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like β€œHobbit!”, β€œMordor!”, and β€œGandalf!”...

Always Tolkien in her sleep...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/articElite0
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we were as kids.

But I laugh more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Disturbed must be pretty upset right now.

Nobody’s down with the sickness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmallGingerLady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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The new "Joker" movie is rated R for Strong bloody violence, language, disturbing behavior and brief sexual images"..

I guess you could say that the "Joker" without an R is just a joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grmnlad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I had this disturbingly long dream that I was making a salad.

I was tossing all night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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In a recent interview with David Draiman a reporter commented on his remarkable quarantine weight gain.

Disturbed's lead singer just laughed like a monkey and said he was "down with the thiccness."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catillionaire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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On a post about the most disturbing things teachers confiscated off students
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dough_Wizard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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My local church decided to tear down their bell because it was too loud and disturbing citizens.

The construction workers won a No bell Peace prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfunny11YearOld
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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I got kicked out of the Farmer’s Market today.

I was disturbing the peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Mike Tyson got very disturbed after binge watching β€œBreaking Bad”.

He said, β€œThat was pretty methed up.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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People with subwoofers are disturbing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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I never disturb a bees hive....I don't like getting in others buzzness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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What did Disturbed do after an explosion in their underwear drawer?

Got down with the sock mess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canyonstom
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2017
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Yoda: why is five afraid of seven?

Because six, seven eight (think like yoda)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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A Disturbing Prize twxxd.com/?p=5253
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monkey_Prime
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2015
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Mammo-grahams
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Doodle I drew in my spare time at work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/El-Rob75
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes

There’s a disturbance in the Norse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_solidwarp_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Cicadas sit in trees all day and scream.

But when I do it I’m β€œdisturbing the peace” and β€œunder arrest”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshovhan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Why cant a nose be longer than 11 inches?

Because if it was it would be a foot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazingsword09
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Zucculents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgreeableApe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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My phone plays every song except "Down with the Sickness"

I guess that's because it's in "Do not Disturb" mode.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedankgoalie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Why did the corn want to become a Mortician?

It was interested in the ma-cob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Italian_Frog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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Maine has the highest rate of infidelity out of any state in the US

What a disturbing state of affairs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Al_Jabarti
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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I totally understand those concerned moms talking about video games.

I mean, that epic music really is disturbing! So many sax and violins!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomDaNub3719
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What did the Sign on the Baker’s Door Read when She Wanted to be Alone?

Donut Disturb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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A wild brown rabbit recently became the world's first non-human creature to be charged with a crime and arrested.

Authorities claim he was found to be disturbing the peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hell2go
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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These little birds started causing quite the ruckus

I tried quailing the disturbance with my shotgun, but I was just winging it. Better luck nest time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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What do you call hatred towards Sikh headwear?

Disturbance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killchain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2015
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My dad is an eye surgeon and he sent me this today.

'We had a very sweet patient today' http://imgur.com/L9dcVEK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Garrett4prez
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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I called the police to remove some carrots from my fridge...

They were disturbing the peas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_akmodo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2017
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My wife keeps on having disturbed dreams, shouting things like β€œHobbit!”, β€œMordor!”, and β€œGandalf!”...

Always Tolkien in her sleep...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/articElite0
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Oh no, the lead singer of Disturbed has Coronavirus

He’s DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/typhis76
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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