A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....

..... oof !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

You look for fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHibernian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?

It's mime blowing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shangheineken
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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What kind of pants do storm clouds have

Thunderwear

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...

"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13harry09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.

Otherwise, you just have to make dew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lookinatspam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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I lost my cat in a snow storm!

But he should be fine because he’s a cool cat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?

A tormato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...

"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebikerdad
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Did Texas survive last week’s winter storms?

Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bsouls66
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Two men were caught in a severe storm

John saw a tornado out the window of Frank’s house and said to Frank

β€œJesus man! that’s an F5! We gotta get to cover Frank!”

Tornado rapidly approaches within 100 yards

John was looking for the cellar door and found 2 different ones

β€œFor Fuck’s sake Frank which is the best cellar!?”

With the tornado bearing down on them, Frank sprang into action and grabbed the latest James Patterson novel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudemansick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Why do Storm Troopers shop at Wal Mart?

Because they couldn’t find the Target

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brownxbearx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Google Maps: Your route may be affected by winter storm Uri.

I hope you’re not in a Uri.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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A storms-a-brewin

https://preview.redd.it/h71e7hb70n461.png?width=1863&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0f5d4b28470665da8792b2105f06c80ad73750c

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoparBortherMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I told a group of storm troopers β€œHappy Pew Year....”

But they totally missed the punchline.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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Our house got hit with a pretty big storm last night and I lost 25% of my roof.

Oof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Apparently that new tropical storm is really hard to track. I keep seeing on the news TROPICAL STORM ETA

but they never say when it’ll hit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holm12345
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?

Because, he had a hurry cane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pewterpantheman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.

Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hollowbody57
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Do you play Heroes of the Storm?

Because i got hots for you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/podteod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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The current storm in the gulf has caused flooding, but pales in comparison to Hurricane Harvey.

Some may even call it Beta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananawhack
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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All these storms are hitting the Gulf Coast a lot quicker than usual.

Must be why they call them hurry-canes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Red-Direct-Dad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?

Very put out, indeed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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It’s the purrrfect storm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsjakeonit
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What do you call a deer in a storm?

A raindeer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltraGiant
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Horse walks into a bar during a storm

He's panting like he'd just been for a run

Asks for a drink

Bartender asks what he was up to, why's he so out of breath?

Horse says "I was trying to get out of the Reins"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalterNewton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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They had us working like dogs at work after a storm

All i did was pick up sticks and bark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReeferPirate420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?

Hurry, Cain!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KemalKinali
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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My boat flipped over during a storm, so I decided to wear it on my head. After all...

It was capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Storm hit today, we lost power

It's ok, we're trying our best to find it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Sparky_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What do you call a sad storm?

A sigh-clone.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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I know a man whose last name is Storm

He has three daughters:

Summer, April, and Haley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ncsuandrew12
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Did you hear about the storms that hit the boy scouts at camp last night ?

They were in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Olaffubbuffalo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What do you call a storm that’s raining cats and dogs?

A furricane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricardo191206
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Did you guys hear about the guy who meditated in the middle of a storm?

He said it was a very β€œin lightening” experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Honey, you got a big storm coming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cigarette-Butt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Horrible storm it was.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What do storm troopers and churches have in common?

Pew-Pew-Pew-Pew-Pew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JephriB
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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A storm blew away 75% of my roof last night...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NepoMi
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night

Oof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm?

You follow the fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ace1986
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night

oof

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night

Oof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

You look for the fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rent76
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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A storm blew away 75% of my roof

F

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krish_talesara
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I know a dad whose last name is Storm

He has three daughters:

Summer, April, and Haley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ncsuandrew12
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.

Oof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night

Oof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxDaringDxX
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night

oof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herrmoleman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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