A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night....
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
What kind of pants do storm clouds have
Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
I lost my cat in a snow storm!
But he should be fine because he’s a cool cat.
What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
Did Texas survive last week’s winter storms?
Two men were caught in a severe storm
John saw a tornado out the window of Frank’s house and said to Frank
“Jesus man! that’s an F5! We gotta get to cover Frank!”
Tornado rapidly approaches within 100 yards
John was looking for the cellar door and found 2 different ones
“For Fuck’s sake Frank which is the best cellar!?”
With the tornado bearing down on them, Frank sprang into action and grabbed the latest James Patterson novel.
Why do Storm Troopers shop at Wal Mart?
Because they couldn’t find the Target
Google Maps: Your route may be affected by winter storm Uri.
I hope you’re not in a Uri.
A storms-a-brewin
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I told a group of storm troopers “Happy Pew Year....”
But they totally missed the punchline.
Our house got hit with a pretty big storm last night and I lost 25% of my roof.
Apparently that new tropical storm is really hard to track. I keep seeing on the news TROPICAL STORM ETA
but they never say when it’ll hit.
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
Do you play Heroes of the Storm?
Because i got hots for you
The current storm in the gulf has caused flooding, but pales in comparison to Hurricane Harvey.
Some may even call it Beta
All these storms are hitting the Gulf Coast a lot quicker than usual.
Must be why they call them hurry-canes.
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
What do you call a deer in a storm?
Horse walks into a bar during a storm
He's panting like he'd just been for a run
Asks for a drink
Bartender asks what he was up to, why's he so out of breath?
Horse says "I was trying to get out of the Reins"
They had us working like dogs at work after a storm
All i did was pick up sticks and bark.
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
My boat flipped over during a storm, so I decided to wear it on my head. After all...
Storm hit today, we lost power
It's ok, we're trying our best to find it
What do you call a sad storm?
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters:
Summer, April, and Haley.
Did you hear about the storms that hit the boy scouts at camp last night ?
What do you call a storm that’s raining cats and dogs?
Did you guys hear about the guy who meditated in the middle of a storm?
He said it was a very “in lightening” experience.
Honey, you got a big storm coming
What do storm troopers and churches have in common?
A storm blew away 75% of my roof last night...
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
How do you find Will Smith after a snow storm?
You follow the fresh prints
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for the fresh prints
A storm blew away 75% of my roof
I know a dad whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters:
Summer, April, and Haley.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night
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