Wife and I are walking in St. Petersburg and get into an argument whether the precipitation we feel is rain or snow. So we ask the communist officer Rudolph standing next to us.

"Office Rudolph," I ask. "Is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

I turn to my wife. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panic_monster
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What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rein of terror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathstrokejt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Did you know that precipitation prohibits owl reproduction?

It's too wet to woo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mister_pleco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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"But, Holmes, what kind of rock could be formed by deposition and consolidation of mineral and organic material and from the precipitation of minerals from a solution?"

"Sedimentary, my dear Watson."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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What is Snoop Dogg's favorite kind of precipitation?

Drizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatherYang
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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So, how was your experience driving on snow in Spain?

sPainful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucascp17
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I went to college to become a meteorologist but I quit because

too much of the grade was based on class precipitation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SufficientVariety
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If you are not part of the solution ...

Then your are part of the precipitate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
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What trophy does rain, snow, and hail always win?

Precipitation awards.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreyLastname
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What did the cumulus cloud say to the rain cloud?

”You get a precipitation trophy!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirkatia98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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A couple is walking in St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve...

They feel some precipitation.

"I think it's raining" says the man.

"No, it's snowing" says the woman.

"Why don't we ask this communist officer?" Asks the man. "He's always right! Excuse me, officer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining" he says, before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."

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An old married couple are taking a stroll in Soviet Russia.

While they are walking it starts to precipitate. The man insists that it is raining, but his wife, who has only ever lived further up north where it can only snow, thinks that it is some weird form of snow. They spend a few minutes trying to convince each other before the man says β€œlet’s ask Officer Rudolf, he’s a very smart man!” So they stop and say β€œOfficer Rudolf, is it raining or snowing?” Officer Rudolf confirms that it is raining, and the couple continues to stroll. Later the wife asks how he knew Officer Rudolf could answer them. The man simply replies, β€œbecause Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willdoeswarfair
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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An elderly couple from Russia...

is walking in St. Petersburg Square one cold evening, when a light precipitation begins to fall.

"It looks like rain", said the man.

"Oh no dear, it's definitely snow. Look at the way it blows in the light", said the woman.

The man turns to his wife and says, "Let's ask the military officer over there. Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely rain, sir!"

"See, Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stdubbs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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As my Chemistry teacher always said:

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gt0t
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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Science Puns

One of the funniest school puns; science puns

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK. If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.


The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air.


If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.


A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”


Did you just mutate for a stop codon? Because you’re talking nonsense!


How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.


What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? Woopea!


Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.


I wish I was adenine, then, I could get paired with U.


Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na


Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O.” The second one says β€œI think I’ll have an H2O too” β€” and he died.


A couple of biologists had twins. They named one Jessica and the other Control.


Did you hear the one about the recycling triplets? Their names are Polly, Ethel, and Ian.


Why can you never trust atoms? They make up everything!


What element is a girl’s future best friend? Carbon.


I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.


Why are chemists great for solving problems? They have all the solutions.


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.


What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? I like your β€œstyle.”


I’m reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.


I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.


Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don’t believe in higher powers.


Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t.


Do you know the name Pavlov? It rings a bell.


What does a subatomic duck say? Quark!


A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. Bartender replies β€œFor you, no charge”.


Two atoms are walking along. One of them says: β€œOh, no, I think I lost an electron.” β€œAre you sure?”

β€œYe

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
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Looks like rain?

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve.

They feel a slight precipitation.

β€œI think it’s raining," says the man.

β€œNo, it’s snowing," replies the woman.

"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man.

β€œOfficer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

β€œDefinitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. β€œSee? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuiltyTroll
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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If you are not part of solution,

then you are not soluble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vandershraaf
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A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve...

A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. "I think it's raining," says the man. "No, it's snowing," replies the woman. "How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the main. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing? "Definitely raining," Officer Rudolph replies before walking off. The man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AHapppyPandaBear
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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"Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

A couple is walking in St Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve.

They feel a slight precipitation.

"I think it's raining," says the man.

"No, it's snowing," replies the woman.

"How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"

"Definitely raining, "Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The Man turns to his wife with a smile. "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evr487
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2016
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