My dad always said to me: You have to have something for a rainy day

Today I made him proud..

I bought an umbrella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koru-racing
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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What Snoop Dogg's favorite part of a rainy day

The drizzle fo shizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fun-On-A-Bun-3k
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What happens when you dream on a rainy night?

Wet dream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/makadawwg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Been saving this one for a rainy day!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reneecliche
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Rainy days
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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuincyDental
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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What’s the difference between a lion with a thorn in its paw and a rainy day?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeplinehord
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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They say Colorado is rainy...

But Washington is Rainier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_oh_el_at_you
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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A good set of dad jokes for a rainy day

Ouch I'm in alot of rain. What the hail. You little sleet. Sorry for raining on your parade I thought it would be snow problem. I'm going to sleet. What don't give me the cold shoulder. It's ice to see you. Water you doing. Fin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Axd109
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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How do we know that it was a rainy April in 1620?

Because April showers bring Mayflowers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazytacoman4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2016
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Jacob wasn't able to raise the barn in time for the rainy weather.

Amished opportunity, if you ask me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drawsprocket
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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On this rainy day, I told my son we should play monopoly...

...he then took all the toilet paper from my bathroom and moved it to his.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zanman28
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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On a rainy day my dad told me my car was getting wet

I quickly ran outside to find my car windows were closed. He told me it was getting 'wet on the outside'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gatorneedhisgat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2016
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On a rainy day

What is the best activity on a rainy day? Why, cleaning out the downspouts, of course.

I guess that might be perceived as blatant guttural humor!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meb2gassy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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Nottingham's Rainy Streets youtube.com/watch?v=EeJZO…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iswantingcake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2013
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Dad says on rainy Saturday:

"I sure wish the rain would keep up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2dadjokes4u
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2013
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Our cat has been stuck inside for a string of rainy days...

Me: "He looks kind of distressed. I think he misses going outside."

Dad: "He must have a bad case of cat-in fever!" (Chuckles to self for the next several minutes)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dachit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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Carpenter ants are just like regular ants.

Except rainy days and Mondays always get them down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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It was my first time to see Rihanna

It happened on a rainy day so one thing led to another and she ended up under my umbrella

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Want to hear a joke about weather?

Actually, never mind. I’ll just save it for a rainy day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I discovered a paradigm in my washing machine.

I'll be putting that 20Β’ in my rainy day fund.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mustacius
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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[Daily Jumble] Sylvester Stallone wanted to go for a relaxing swim at the beach, but it was...

...too "Rocky".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbbbirdistheword
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2014
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I found $25 in my raincoat pocket today!

I guess you could say I was saving it for a rainy day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monsterscantmeme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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A house guest comments on the number of umbrellas we have at home...

"We're saving them for a rainy day."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sev-Enn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2018
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Out of the blue: A dad joke from my teen-age son

We're in California, and the drought is on our minds as we approach what (in a good year) is the rainy season. As I checked the weather forecast, I gave a little cheer.

"Chance of showers this week!" I told my son.

"Well, for me, it's a 100% chance," he said. "Every morning, about 5:30."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfComm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2014
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I think my dad's been waiting for December all year...

Setting the scene: a rainy evening. Sitting in living room. Talking about a movie.
SUDDENLY
DAD: Oh! There's reindeer on the roof!
quizzical looks
DAD: (smacks forehead theatrically) I mean, there's rain on the roof, dear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScathachRises
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2014
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I've gotten a lot of mileage out of my dad's classic.

Q: Why is Seattle (or any other rainy city) like Cher?

A: Because it's not fucking sunny anymore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Llero
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2013
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