What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?

It finds the nearest skyscraper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b0rs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Just had an argument with a cloud.

We came to a thunderstanding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAmazingSoSo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What does that cloud look like to you, son?

It looks like rain to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modell92
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunderpants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__just_a_boi__
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What does a cloud wear under his raincoat ?

Thunderwear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What happened to the cloud when he came home from the party?

His parents gave him an airful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asadleafsfan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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The wife's just told me that she's thinking of going as a cloud this Halloween.

"Surely you can't be cirrus?" I said to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What kind of shorts do clouds put on?

Thunderwear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Is difficult to distinguish between cirrus, stratus, and cumulus clouds...

...especially since most of the time they are in de-skies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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I never get jokes about low flying clouds.

There's always something I've mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_clown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Cum..ulus cloud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TizzioCaio
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

But that tablet only had 10 commands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What did the raindrop say to the cloud that went off course?

β€œWater you doing?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3eemo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?

Aerial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I walked in on my wife yelling that she hated low lying clouds...

I hadn’t the foggiest idea what I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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What did the cloud say when it was getting robbed?

β€œIt sure is muggy out”

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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A disgruntled Google Cloud employee asked me for advice on how he could get back at his boss. I told him...

"Don't forget to tip your server."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Did you hear the one about the cloud?

It was all over town..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatBoyCold
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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I don't like clouds...

They're always throwing shade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asgeorge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Cloud storage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightB3ar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Hey dad, I just uploaded all your photos to the cloud.

dad runs outside and looks up at the sky WHICH ONE?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Ya know, I saw superhero on the street once, he was in line for a hotdog, read this guys mind and saw that his head was in the clouds, and he just pushed in front of him!

If you ask me, that was pretty telepathetic of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NukulerNicky
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Why do clouds look like farts?

Because they're in the ass-mosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlumeHound9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?

It was feeling mis-thunder-stood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satolah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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He's got his head in the clouds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/krikluk
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuIius_Seizure95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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What did the cumulus cloud say to the rain cloud?

”You get a precipitation trophy!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirkatia98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I don't like jokes about clouds

They're always over my head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrepuscularKitten
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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If you store data in the cloud and it rains, is that considered a data leak?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rencas79
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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As seen on a post of a cauliflower that looked like a nuke cloud.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gehhhh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ck_special
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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Does digital ocean evaporate to form the cloud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apoorvaShrini
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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The Cumulonimbus cloud was a favorite at the gentlemen's club

He always made it rain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue8844
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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My wife was making fun of me for making puns then walked into a cloud of gnats

Instant Kargnatic retribution!

Funny part about it is this actually happened...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trickyd9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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What did The Cloud say to his long lost friend The Tree?

I mist you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaykDoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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In a horrible accident, astronauts were killed when they tried to make first contact with a sentient gas cloud by telling it bad puns.

It was no laughing matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0tBlue
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Eating clouds

When my twin boys were 2 or 3 I used to jump off of the picnic table in the back yard and pull a piece of cloud (marshmallow) off and hand it to them. I asked them about it several years later and they remember me actually jumping into the sky and that the marshmallow was actually a piece of cloud. It’s amazing how the mind works.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mfieldspa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Dad, what are clouds made up of ?

Linux Server Mostly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aman4400
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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I'm sailing on the Mediterranean right now and I see storm clouds to the south.

I guess the rain's down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ridley_Himself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?

It finds the nearest skyscraper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?

It finds the nearest skyscraper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sburgel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What does a cloud wear under its raincoat...

Thunderwear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonny_Ringo_480
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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What do clouds where under their shorts?

Thunderpants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theBfrye
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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