A disgruntled Google Cloud employee asked me for advice on how he could get back at his boss. I told him...

"Don't forget to tip your server."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunderpants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__just_a_boi__
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?

It finds the nearest skyscraper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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Did you hear the one about the cloud?

It was all over town..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatBoyCold
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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I don't like clouds...

They're always throwing shade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asgeorge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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I walked in on my wife yelling that she hated low lying clouds...

I hadn’t the foggiest idea what I mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Hey dad, I just uploaded all your photos to the cloud.

dad runs outside and looks up at the sky WHICH ONE?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Ya know, I saw superhero on the street once, he was in line for a hotdog, read this guys mind and saw that his head was in the clouds, and he just pushed in front of him!

If you ask me, that was pretty telepathetic of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NukulerNicky
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Why do clouds look like farts?

Because they're in the ass-mosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlumeHound9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?

It was feeling mis-thunder-stood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satolah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Cloud storage
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightB3ar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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What did the cumulus cloud say to the rain cloud?

”You get a precipitation trophy!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirkatia98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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He's got his head in the clouds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/krikluk
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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I don't like jokes about clouds

They're always over my head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrepuscularKitten
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What’s the difference between a rain cloud and sound cloud?

One’s precipitation, the other is purp-sippin-nation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rackcityrothey
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuIius_Seizure95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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The Cumulonimbus cloud was a favorite at the gentlemen's club

He always made it rain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue8844
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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My wife was making fun of me for making puns then walked into a cloud of gnats

Instant Kargnatic retribution!

Funny part about it is this actually happened...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trickyd9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Son: "mom what are clouds made of?"

Mom: "data and Linux servers"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yamboi_24
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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As seen on a post of a cauliflower that looked like a nuke cloud.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gehhhh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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What does a cloud wear under its raincoat...

Thunderwear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonny_Ringo_480
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Does digital ocean evaporate to form the cloud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apoorvaShrini
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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If you store data in the cloud and it rains, is that considered a data leak?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rencas79
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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What did The Cloud say to his long lost friend The Tree?

I mist you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaykDoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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Eating clouds

When my twin boys were 2 or 3 I used to jump off of the picnic table in the back yard and pull a piece of cloud (marshmallow) off and hand it to them. I asked them about it several years later and they remember me actually jumping into the sky and that the marshmallow was actually a piece of cloud. It’s amazing how the mind works.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mfieldspa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ck_special
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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In a horrible accident, astronauts were killed when they tried to make first contact with a sentient gas cloud by telling it bad puns.

It was no laughing matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0tBlue
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Dad, what are clouds made up of ?

Linux Server Mostly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aman4400
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What video game character's head is always in the clouds?

Cloud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetoREneT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who hid in the clouds?

He was hiding in plane sight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimensionsstudio
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Do you know who the first person to download information from the cloud onto their tablet was?

Moses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddymcdadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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I was trying to show my dad the advantages of storing his passwords in the cloud in order to never lost them and have access from anywhere when...

He looked at my with a smile in his face and say... "But what if it's sunny?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juerguist
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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Cloud Joke

Did you ever hear about the water in the atmosphere that tried to break the rules of condensation?

It wasn't a cloud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zachanator2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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Why was the District Attorney happy to see storm clouds?

Because every prosecutor loves arraigny day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpenceMan01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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What shorts do clouds wear?

Thunder wear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatindiandood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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What's a storm cloud's favorite movie?

50 Shades Of Gray

(Sorry if this is a repost)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gooder_boy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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There was a guy in the clouds I couldn't see

He was in de skies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGDominated
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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I saw a cloud that looked like a pizza

It was pie in the sky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YinYangMojo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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I made a joke about clouds.

It went over everyone's head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synergy_synner
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2017
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Vampires are killed by holy water right? So if that’s the case then why doesn’t someone just pray over the clouds so the rain kills them all? Now I realize why so many vampires were from Europe....

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBoulder64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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I tried to catch a cloud yesterday

But when I swung my net, I mist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HydroThunder64
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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What do clouds do when they become rich?

They make it rain on them hoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbreezy57
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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Why are clouds in different shapes and sizes?

Because they’re in de-skies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silk_1
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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Why did the cow on the cloud not gamble?

Because the steaks are too high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/th3doorMATT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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Did you hear about the cloud who became king?

Rained for years...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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Why didn't anyone laugh at the poor cloud's joke?

It was a cirrus joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorne_Soze
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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A cloud fell from the sky and died

RIP cloud you will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTazerLazer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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If sheep were clouds where would they storm off to when they're sad?

Baaaahrain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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Is this what Cloud 9 looks like to dyslexic person?

Could b

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2017
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I tried to catch clouds yesterday.

Mist. Guess i'll have to fog-et about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nobba77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderpants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LukeSmith5150
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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What kind of pants do clouds wear?

Thunderwear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2017
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A funnel cloud came through town and they have video of a deer being flung through the air

It was a confirmed tornadoe

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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What does a plumber and the cloud both have in common?

Sync problems.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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Where is the first place Cloud Computing will take the Preakness trophy?

Back to his neigh-borhood!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghoti00
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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What did the rain cloud say to the dry farm land?

I mist you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matman122
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2012
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What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?

It finds the nearest skyscraper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sburgel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What do clouds where under their shorts?

Thunderpants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theBfrye
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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