It's overcast but nice

It's a grade-a grey day

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👤︎ u/m3ltph4ce
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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My coworker complained about the near constant overcast the last few days...

I told him to get used to the new stratus quo.

No reaction.

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📅︎ Apr 07 2016
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Every time I visit my dad in St. Louis, he will walk into a room looking depressed until whatever girl I've brought home for the holidays asks what's wrong.

His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak
📅︎ Jul 26 2017
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I was very proud of this one

So I was leaving the local music store on an overcast day, and I passed by an older gentleman outside on the walk to my car. It had started sprinkling pretty hard at this point.

Old man: "Looks like rain" Me: "Feels like it, too!"

Blank stare as I get in my car and drive away

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👤︎ u/Pete_Jonez
📅︎ Mar 14 2015
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Dadjoked on Graduation day.

Background: It was overcast that day and I'm an only child.

Mum: I hope the sun comes out today.

Dad: There is no son, only daughter.

Mum: ...

I was silently dying in the other room.

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📅︎ Apr 15 2014
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