I told him to get used to the new stratus quo.
His reply: "Oh, I live in a state of Missouri."
So I was leaving the local music store on an overcast day, and I passed by an older gentleman outside on the walk to my car. It had started sprinkling pretty hard at this point.
Old man: "Looks like rain" Me: "Feels like it, too!"
Blank stare as I get in my car and drive away