But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
I told him to go to the corner of the room
He asked why
It's 90 degrees
Nah. It's burrrito out there!
She responded: ”I no chiwwy, I Madison.”
I almost died choking on pancake. I don’t think I’ve fully recovered.
Well at least it isn't soupy!
Without skipping a beat my husband responds “I thought it was spaghetti?”
Guess you could say a cold Wendy's blowing
Dad: "No, I had a late lunch."
But I microwaved it instead.
It makes me look cool.
"But we're in Peru"
We were driving back from visiting the in-laws and our toddler was watching Frozen in the backseat. Probably the thousandth time we've seen or heard the movie.
Wife: Elsa's speaking voice sounds weird, it's like she is starting to get sick.
Me: So you think she's starting to get a cold?
My brother and I were driving one day with our dad on a really hot day, it was over 100 degrees. When we drive past a fountain that had two dogs playing in it. He said, "Those dogs were hot dogs and now they're chilly dogs".
SO: "I'm gonna run into the house when we get home"
Me: "Don't do that, you'll wreck the car."
No response except for a single sigh.
"Well you know what they say in mexico...
Chili today, Hot tamale! "
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank - proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
