How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hawkeye45_
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Nobody wanted to buy my Red Hot Chili Peppers cd.

I have to give it away now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cerebolic-parabellum
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Why was the television repair man called out to the Red Hot Chili Peppers hotel room?

Scart issue.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vulfneck
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The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store

They're calling it the Flea Market

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TacticalAvocado222
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I decided to try something new and get my wife a box of red hot chili peppers for Valentines

she told me "give it away, give it away, give it away NOW" !

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buckeyespud
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I tried to burn my friend a new arsehole by slipping chili peppers into his food, but things didn't go as planned when he switched dishes on me.

It backfired.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeromocles
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What do you call Muslim chili peppers?

Halalapenos

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/w00tah
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Why was the chili pepper disliked by all the other vegetables?

Because he was always jalapeΓ±o grill.

Credit to r/Small1324 for the joke!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GStar321
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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers fan cross the road?

To get to the Otherside

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/garboooge
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How do you know when a chili pepper is getting a bit too nosey?

When it starts getting jalapeno business.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Neuroticcheeze
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I'm going to crush and preserve some strawberries with the Red Hot Chili Peppers later on today...

We're having a jam session.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2016
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Red hot chili peppers

In the car with dad listening to music when California by the red hot chili peppers comes on.

Dad: Who sings this?

Me: Red hot chili peppers

Dad: Well they sound a lot better than the spice girls.

Me: God dammit Dad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/edgixx
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Red hot chili pepper weight

How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it away a now.

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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.

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How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

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How do you measure how heavy a chili pepper is?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GrayingMantis
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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

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How do you know how heavy a chili pepper is?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Murphy223
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How heavy is a red hot chili pepper

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Justanaveragedad
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How do you measure how heavy a red, hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/karmisson
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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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How do you measure the mass of a Red Hot Chili Pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RzRshRp98
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How do you find put how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thuanger
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How do you know how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give a weigh, give it a weigh now!!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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How can you determine how heavy a single red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnblu5
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What's the mass of that chili pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mattmilli1
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How do you measure a red hot chili pepper?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blake4Bama
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How to you find out how heavy a chili pepper is?

β™«Just give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh nowβ™«

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kylemcg
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The Red Hot Chili Peppers really love Marie Kondo.

Because she helps them give it away, give it away, give it away now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gameronomist
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What do you do to find out how heavy your red hot chili pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bhoss06
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How do you find out how heavy a red hot chili pepper is?

You give it a weigh

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