To avoid bear attacks, carry little bells and pepper spray.
Itβs also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.
I told my friend to get two bell peppers at the store
It's a bell pepper! imgur.com/BqhzMXH?#_=_
cutting bell peppers
wife: I need you to cut out the seeds from these bell peppers
me: why do you want them to be trees?
wife: wat?
me: that would make them de-seed-uous
wife: >:^(
Wherein my dad helps me cook.
I asked my dad for a little help with a recipe the other day.
"Dad, what do I need for red beans and rice?"
"Oh, some celery, a bell pepper, an onion, some Tony's, a pound of rice, a pound of sausage, and 239 kidney beans."
"Why not just a pound of beans?"
"Well, if you add just one more, it'll be too-farty!"
