He was a seasoned veteran!
They're seasoned veterans
Gets jalapeΓ±o business.
...she was an LPN.
We had a Don't Bother Checking account.
My first pet only had 3 legs, and it was a centipede.
Mom had one bra, and it was a lease.
For breakfast we ate Lieutenant Crunch.
My first spoon was monogrammed though ("1/2 TSP").
We were too poor to even say "awesome." We had to say "awefew."
We sat at the campfire and made S'Lesses.
My pillow only had one side.
Repossession was 9/10 of the law.
Five kids had to share one shoelace, and instead of toenails we grew toe staples.
Our scotch tape was scots-irish.
(I'm allowed)
My first shower came with sound effects and a lightshow.
One year Santa had to bring stockings.
The next year he filled them with nooses.
I did have a jumprope with a rattle on the end. And fangs on the other.
Other kids hunted eggs for Easter but we just died.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Because he didn't habenero!
A Fizzician.
Dad: Can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him?
He's a little chilli!
HalalpeΓ±o
I said, only if theyβre givinβ βem away, givinβ βem away, givinβ βem away now.
BECAUSE IT DIDNT HABANERO LMAOOO
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Scart issue.
Theoretical Fizz-ics.
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
I have to give it away now
Because it's pepper mint.
Itβs also helpful to know the difference between black bear and grizzly bear dung. Black bear dung has plants and fruit material in it. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray.
Scoville.
They get JalapeΓ±o face
STACHOO!
Iβm a little chilly
He didn't habanero
Put a little pep in her step.
Heβll get jalapeΓ±o face.
Because theyβre always jalapeΓ±o business.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
A seasoned veteran
Gets jalapeΓ±o business.
because It didn't habenero . .
How do you measure how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it away a now.
Gets jalapeΓ±o business.
He's a seasoned veteran
Heβs now a seasoned veteran
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh, now.
A fizziscian
Get jalapeΓ±o your business.
Because it didn't habanero
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now...
Gets jalapeΓ±o business
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
