I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke during dinner: What degree does Dr. Pepper have?
Theoretical Fizz-ics
I've heard that Dr Pepper hates society.
But actually he loves pop culture.
What did Dr. Pepper ask the beer?
What ales you?
What is the opposite of Dr. Pepper?
Nurse Salt.
Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died
Kroger is bringing their A game. Their Dr. Pepper knock off is called "The Fizzicist". Took me a minute to get it.
What is Dr. Pepper’s job?
He’s a fizz-ician.
What type of practice is Dr. Pepper?
A fizzician...
I poured myself a Dr Pepper. BF asked if i could "glass him a pepper". I gave him this.
Where did Dr. Pepper get his M.D from?
University of Minnesoda
Dr Pepper is the best drink reddit.com/r/DrPepper/com…
Did you hear about the time an anvil fell on Dr. Pepper?
He was sodapressed.
Me: can I have a Dr Pepper with cream and raspberry?
Soda guy: sure! Do you want raspberry purée or raspberry syrup?
My wife: raspberry purée. The kind you find at a second hand store.
What happened to the Dr. Pepper after he got stepped on?
He was sodapressed.
My dad and Dr. Pepper
My mom had just returned from the grocery store with a 2 liter bottle of diet Dr. Pepper.
Dad: Ever since his wife died, Dr. Pepper comes in a bottle.
What field does Dr.Pepper have a PhD in?
Theoretical Fizz-ics.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
A FIZZician
What kind of Doctor is Dr. Pepper?
A FIZZician
What kind of a doctor is Dr. Pepper?
A FIZZician
What kind of doctor was Dr. Pepper?
A fizz-ician.
Dr. Pepper has a degree. So Dr. Pepper is a graduated cylinder.
