I just won a contest where you had to guess the recipe that contains flour, eggs, milk, vanilla and baking powder
My wife got me today. Me, I'm making pound cake. I'm going to half the recipe
Her... so your making half a pound cake?
A recipe for a good relationship
My wife and daughter are working on improving the meringue cookie recipe they are using.
I asked if the batter was better and my wife said yes.
So I asked if it had enough sugar or if it was a bitter better batter.
The look on her face was priceless!
I reminded her that she knew my sense of humor before she married me and went through with it anyway.
I tried making an old family recipe of german sausage boiled in vodka.
It was the Absolut wurst.
The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”
Now I can’t open it, as the door faces the wall.
She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular."
I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."
the other night, my dad taught me his famous stew recipe. it went great, the only issue we had was with the herbs i wanted to use. he told me “you’re wrong about the parsley...
but that’s okay because you’re right on thyme”
What do you call when a chef steals a recipe for ravioli?
What's a dog's favorite Christmas dessert recipe?
What happens to a baker if they steal another's cream pie recipe?
They get taken into custard-y.
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
Without a tallow source, I improvised quickly after remembering my grandma's recipe...
I tag my wife in recipe videos she will never make and she tags me in home renovation videos I’ll never do
It’s a fun little game we like to play
What do you call a recipe book with only drinks?
I found a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.
Recipe said to turn the oven 360 degrees
But that just got my oven back where it started and my foods still not done.
My wife asked me to make my flourless chocolate torte this week, but with a few changes to the recipe.
I guess you could say I dabble in torte reform.
When a baker messes up a recipe
He'll whisk everything to make it right again.
My wife asked me to make a recipe that called for thyme but we were out. I told her...
Ain't nobody go thyme for that
Recipe: Bread 'n' Pullit
Ingredients
Bread
Method
Pull it.
My friends always ask how I concocted my perfect chili recipe. I tell them: same way OJ beat the system...
The recipe said to dice the onion
I started a company to sell my recipe of soy based margarine.
Its soyda butter... and soyda not!
I tried zesting a lemon for my recipe, but I cut too deep...
The Pentagon has a bakery where government agents learn secret recipes by mixing the ingredients themselves...
It operates on a knead to know basis.
After browsing recipes on Reddit, I come away believing there’s only one way to prepare my chicken.
I thought my Indian chef friend added butter to his recipes, but he explained it was actually ghee.
I said, “Thanks for clarifying.”
I offered to help publish a book of recipes for a local Indian food restaurant.
They made me sign a naan-disclosure agreement.
I tried to make my own condiments but, the recipes change so fast, it's hard to ketchup.
My DJ friend took my advice and simplified his salad recipe.
I didn't mean to tell all my friends Bush's secret family recipe!
I got drunk and spilled the beans.
I have a recipe for salmon with mozzarella on top.
My pops always said he would go to his grave with his famous BBQ chicken recipe. On his death bead, he had me lean in to tell me the secret ingredient.
That’s when I knew it was Thyme.
Nathan Fillion is coming out with a new cook books based on recipes his character from Firefly would cook...
It’s called Mal-Nutrition
I had to use tortillas while making an Indian recipe, but nobody seemed to notice.
It seems my guests were naan the wiser.
I tried to cook according to a recipe but the food was bland
I should have taken it with a grain of salt
“Dad, these dessert recipes look difficult.“
Dad: Jell-O’s not so hard.
I tried a vegan recipe book last night, and I was pleasantly surprised.
It was much better than any of the recipes in it.
The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”
Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.
What do you call a recipe book with only drinks?
The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”
Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.
The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees”
Now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.
I got a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.
I found a good bread recipe where I don't have to get my hands messy from mixing it.
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