Chicken Recipe Puns

So I’ve decided to wait until next summer to cook it again.

I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."

...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.

You should breddit.

That’s when I knew it was Thyme.

Legs ‘n dairy

Husband: “What’s cooking?”

Me: “Chicken.”

Husband: “Smells foul”

I dye a little inside.

Decided to cook our Chicken Korma recipe with potatoes, onions, etc. in our InstaPot. It was Instant Korma.

Went grocery shopping, and bought some chicken leg quarters for the first time to use on a recipe I found online.

Wife said while she was putting the groceries away, “Leg quarters? You don’t know how to cook those,” to which I replied, “Guess I’ll just have to bake it to make it.”

I’ll see myself out.

My girlfriend and I are starting our food truck next year and we have been trying to come up with a great name for the truck. We are looking to make it a Pun hence the hopeful help of the Sub-Reddit. We will be serving chicken wings with a bunch of different sauce recipes and all we've really come up with so far is 'Lord of the Wings' but I was wondering if the creative minds of the internet could think of something better.

I'm not sure if I'm breaking any rules here or not, I just thought what better place to find the answer than here? Thanks!

My father was talking to my grandmother about the recipe for the rice we had with our chicken. He said he put in some onions, red peppers, and cooked it with chicken stock.

I asked him what he would do with his chicken stock if the chicken market started to go under.

I could see the pride in his eyes when he said "Sell sell sell!"

So my wife and I were making some fried chicken wings tonight. So I asked her:

Me: "Did you make these from a recipe?"

Her: "Well I didn't just WING it!"

Me: "Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! I see what you did there."

Her: "What?" she thinks for a bit and then just gives me a stare.

Later on in the conversation we're discussing how it's been a long day and wings sound good.

Me: "Wings and Alcohol sound like a great combo for today."

Her: "Well it is FRIday."

Me: "Heyoooooo!!!! Nice one."

Her: she just glares at me

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I secretly think she's an awesome dad. Either that or my puns are infiltrating every corner of her mind.