Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, β€œok sir, and which side?”

I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose I’ll take the right side.

Cashier: β€œsir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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WARNING FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTS THE KFC GAME CONSOLE

Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILikeCodecaine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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They actually made a KFC movie on the Hallmark channel

It’s suppose to be a romance but don’t be surprised if there’s some Fowl play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loonmaster2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Why did the chicken go to KFC?

To see a chicken strip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaysStays
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Don't call KFC at 3am

Because it's closed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSF100
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why is there no toilet paper at the KFC

because its finger-lickin good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tenimine8327
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I was going to make a joke about KFC

But I chickened out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForeverGing3r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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What does KFC use to make their popcorn chicken...?

Chicken Kernels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jsm1095
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Why do incredibly introverted people love KFC?

They're too chicken.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Anyone in the mood for KFC?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Savv1998
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Why did the chicken go to KFC during lunch hour with a baseball bat?

It wanted to beat the crowd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I was in a KFC in Prague, standing in line waiting to order my lunch when I noticed the beautiful girl wearing a black and white tiled apron who was giving the man in front of me a bucket of Buffalo wings..and then it dawned on me.

I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buggaboobooy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why would anyone buy the KFC fire log?

I murdered their buffet last weekend and have been pumping them out for free ever since.

- Credit to smeesmay on SD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zinconyx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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Why can you buy corn at KFC?

Because of the Kernel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apex024
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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If KFC ran a linux system it would be called "Kernel Sanders"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unit4
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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I was at KFC but I didn't know what to order.

I guess I'll just wing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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KFC Kansas Foods Corporation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dawnqwerty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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Going to KFC has always been on my bucket list
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bsmilner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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KFC's Colonel is a "Dad" if you check out the twitter page.

@KFC has over 1 million followers, but only follows 11 people

5 Spice girls, and 6 guys named Herb

11 Herbs & Spices

(Seriously, check it out https://twitter.com/kfc)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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I fetched a pail of water and ate a whole KFC family meal to myself...

So that's two things I can cross off my bucket list.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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I've been called cheesy, corny & a chicken. If someone calls me "mash potatoes with gravy" I can be a KFC Famous Bowl. #lifegoals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTheHueManatee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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I have a friend who works at KFC...

It's a pretty fowl job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dforderp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2014
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Once when I worked at KFC...

We were wrapping corn in the morning. There were dozens of cobs on the table. I Said. "No one make any corny jokes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tychobrahe2020
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2016
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CD from KFC

Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'. Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westerbypl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2016
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My friend hit me with this one at KFC

We were on our way to get some lunch and I was wondering if KFC was busy or not, so I asked,

"Is there a queue in KFC?"

To which my friend replied,

"No, but there is a K, an F and a C..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomGuy93
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2014
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One I'd pull at kfc

When we would clean up at the end of the day we would use a hose to spray the walls and floor. To keep from spraying people they'd say watch your feet. I'd always respond "whoah what are they doing!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tonyhagan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2013
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KFC Australia - Cricket Season Menu...

The two boys working the counter were having a hard time finding the special deals on the register.

Workers - "Sorry, it's a whole new menu for the cricket season" Customer - "ah yeah.. howzat?"

It didn't look like the staff appreciated it very much...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Silverbeet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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Why did the rooster go to KFC?

To see the chicken strip!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandyFB
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why did the rooster go to KFC?

To see a chicken strip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squeezer999
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theBfrye
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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