A list of puns related to "KFC"
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose Iβll take the right side.
Cashier: βsir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.β
Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".
Itβs suppose to be a romance but donβt be surprised if thereβs some Fowl play.
To see a chicken strip.
Because it's closed
because its finger-lickin good.
But I chickened out
Chicken Kernels
They're too chicken.
It wanted to beat the crowd.
I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.
I murdered their buffet last weekend and have been pumping them out for free ever since.
- Credit to smeesmay on SD.
Because of the Kernel
I guess I'll just wing it.
@KFC has over 1 million followers, but only follows 11 people
5 Spice girls, and 6 guys named Herb
11 Herbs & Spices
(Seriously, check it out https://twitter.com/kfc)
So that's two things I can cross off my bucket list.
It's a pretty fowl job.
We were wrapping corn in the morning. There were dozens of cobs on the table. I Said. "No one make any corny jokes."
Our local KFC was giving away CDs today, 'the Best of KFC'. Wasn't expecting much but it's finger clicking good!
We were on our way to get some lunch and I was wondering if KFC was busy or not, so I asked,
"Is there a queue in KFC?"
To which my friend replied,
"No, but there is a K, an F and a C..."
When we would clean up at the end of the day we would use a hose to spray the walls and floor. To keep from spraying people they'd say watch your feet. I'd always respond "whoah what are they doing!"
The two boys working the counter were having a hard time finding the special deals on the register.
Workers - "Sorry, it's a whole new menu for the cricket season" Customer - "ah yeah.. howzat?"
It didn't look like the staff appreciated it very much...
To see the chicken strip!
To see a chicken strip
He wanted to see a chicken strip
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.