Colonel Sanders Puns

A list of puns related to "Colonel Sanders"

Colonel Sanders started playing classical guitar.

It's finger pickin' good.

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👤︎ u/dulkan13
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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Did you hear about the temple to Colonel Sanders on the Yucatan?

It's called the Chicken Eatza.

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👤︎ u/kevinh456
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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Where does Colonel Sanders keep his armies?

...in his sleevies!

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👤︎ u/bailout911
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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Why did Colonel Sanders cross the road?

To get to other other thighs.

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👤︎ u/Blarty97
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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If Colonel Sanders made popcorn, it would be called Colonel's Kernels.
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👤︎ u/norskie7
📅︎ Oct 12 2014
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Humans get chicken pox while chickens dont get human pox.

Colonel Sanders just found a way to get back at those little bastards.

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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