...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.
Because there's a Colt snap!
Did I just break the rules by being racist?
I hope nobody says I just colored outside the lines. Wait, did she say colored? But I guess everyone knows my checkered past.
He says they have a pretty large colt following down there
Yesterday, joking around with a regular customer of mine, he asks me if I knew about the early days of the Indianapolis 500. I make up some BS about how, in the olden times, they ran the race on cows. He comes back today, the following convo takes place.
Customer- Remember how you told me the Indy 500 was raced on cows?
Me- Yeah
Customer- I guess that's why they call it steering.
He followed it up with- Let's not get into blowing the horn.
I was talking with my brother when he mentioned that Indianapolis takes up an entire county.
I replied, "New York takes up an entire state!"
