The Indianapolis Colts lost again today, and now everyone is mad at Google Maps...

...because any idiot could have told them to take Teddy Bridgewater over Philip Rivers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolytroposJ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Found this walking around downtown Indianapolis yesterday.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/themarajade1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Every time the Indianapolis NFL team starts an offensive play, the temperature drops

Because there's a Colt snap!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suprcheese
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I think the Indianapolis 400 is better than the Charlotte 400.

Did I just break the rules by being racist?

I hope nobody says I just colored outside the lines. Wait, did she say colored? But I guess everyone knows my checkered past.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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My dad tries to stay away from Indianapolis

He says they have a pretty large colt following down there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IANMCC123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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A customer got me real good with this one.

Yesterday, joking around with a regular customer of mine, he asks me if I knew about the early days of the Indianapolis 500. I make up some BS about how, in the olden times, they ran the race on cows. He comes back today, the following convo takes place.

Customer- Remember how you told me the Indy 500 was raced on cows?
Me- Yeah
Customer- I guess that's why they call it steering.

He followed it up with- Let's not get into blowing the horn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodnarb232001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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City Size

I was talking with my brother when he mentioned that Indianapolis takes up an entire county.

I replied, "New York takes up an entire state!"

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