One Direction
Finally a turn in the right direction.
Because he’s alright alright alright
What is often characterized as a very conservative organization has taken a stance against racism. I'm not surprised at all though. To anyone who's been paying attention, from its very beginnings, NASCAR has always been veering to the left.
Reel quick
Because they always come full circle
because I'm always right.
They always go left and he's alright, alright, alright.
A good retirement plan.
I just can't be friends with someone who's raceist
But those people are just racist.
I told him,”Geez, I didn’t know you were racist.”
I’m just trying to improve race relations.
They only know how to swipe left.
They're all right now.
They were born to steer.
Friend: How can you watch nascar when they only make left turns all the time.
Dad: If they went straight they'd never come back!
None. They only make left turns.
Edit: ...does it *take to screw in a lightbulb
Dad: "The Cottonelle driver's career must be in the toilet."
Cottonelle driver gets in wreck several minutes later.
Mom almost instantly: "They had better wipe up that mess."
These two were clearly made for each other.
Dad: So which way do the cars go around the track in Nascar?
Me: I'm pretty sure they go counter-clockwise.
Dad: Yea, in the North Hemisphere, they go clockwise south of the equator, right?
NASCAR was on in the restaurant I was in and there was a big crash and said so out loud and other people looked up to see.
A dad beside me looked up and said "That's the Kentucky Derby!" to his family who all chuckled.
I said "I think this race has a few more horses in it." and they all laughed harder.
He turned alright alright alright
