My thinking was that if I take their shells off, that they'd be lighter and quicker.
All it did was make them a bit sluggish.
But no, it only made him more sluggish.
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It was karmageddon!
I knew that was nonsense. People from Finland always Finnish first.
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My tactic was if I take the shells off, they’ll be lighter and quicker,
All it did was make them a bit sluggish
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The cheetah wins
The lion says "man you a cheetah"
The cheetah says "nah man you a lion"
To make him more aero-dynamic I took off its shell. If anything it made him more sluggish
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Just made it a bit sluggish.
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“And they are off!”
And they’re off!
"And they're off!"
They screamed stuff like "we want more time" and "time is of the essence", but apparently they don't have any clue what it's called.
And they’re off!
Because all races are equal.
he took off his shell so he would be faster but in the end he just felt a bit sluggish
I think it's called "Finnish line".
Sadly it didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish.
One cat was named "One Two Three", the other cat was named "Un Deux Trois". Which cat won?
One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank.
The one in the 5th lane had a poorly drawn 5 on it and took off, faster than all the others. The crowd yelled out, look at that S-car go!
I thought it would make it faster, but if anything it just made it more sluggish
It's murder trying to run in heels.
Too many spoilers.
Well after that he became a big sluggish.
The atmosphere was electric!
I would've won, but I couldn't pickup the pace.
Turns out that just made it more sluggish.
...You may roll your eyes at that, but wait until you see it in real life.
Then it would be IRL IRL IRL.
(...I gotta admit, he got me on that one.)
To achieve a perfect lap.
I took its shell off to make it lighter, thus quicker.
But that just made it more sluggish...
But it just made him more sluggish.
Because night skies finish last.
When I helped him out in the shop:
Me: I think I put that bolt in the wrong hole.
Dad: Did it slap you?
Dad: Well, if it didn't slap you, then it wasn't in the wrong hole!
Bonus dad joke:
Me: What's for dinner?
Dad: Something with food in it.
(Every single night)
Dad was giving me a hot tip for a horse race. I asked what the odds were.
"Well it's starting at 10 to 1, but the race doesn't start til 3:58, so it should bloody win!"
If anything, it made him more sluggish.