In our next Dnd campaign, the 4 heroes are all going to be singing wizards.
A regular bard-ershop quartet.
Advertisers for cream cheese are running schmear campaigns...
...and they should all be lox'd up for their capers.
In the last weeks campaign, I was asked to get the opinions of women on what shampoo were they currently using........
The most common answer I got was......................
"EEEEKK!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO MY BATHROOM???!!!"
It's important to lose closely at lawn signs during election campaigns....
Last time I cast my vote for a real estate agent.
Apparently, Kanye West has ended his Presidential campaign.
And just shortly after starting it too. But you know how the saying is: "Yeezy come Yeezy go".
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
Why did the stool quit his election campaign?
He didn’t have any backing !
Mikhail Gorbachev started an anti-alcohol campaign in USSR in 1980s. People went crazy because of the restrictions on selling of alcohol. An old Soviet joke went like this:
“A disaffected and angry citizen, fed up of standing in lines for vodka, decided to go assassinate Gorbachev. He soon came back and ruefully reported that the lines to assassinate Gorbachev were even longer than the lines for vodka.”
Idea for Oreo ad campaign
This year is a godsend for every optometrist's social media marketing campaign.
I hired a firm to create an advertising campaign for me. Their idea was to use workbench clamps to hold the ads up for viewing.
I think that's just bad ad vise.
What explains “Sleepy Joe’s” explosion of success on Super Tuesday, after never having won a primary in multiple previous campaigns?
Police forces are deflating the stats of seized drugs during the drug war campaign.
Apparently, they didn't do the math but they did the meth.
Do you know what elves rely on during political campaigns?
O'Rourke thought he could keeping going in his presidential campaign.
But then he thought he Beto not.
If Michelle Obama were to run for president in 2020 on the campaign promise of legalizing marijuana, what would her campaign slogan be?
When they go low, we get high.
Next political campaign slogan: "Hindsight is 2020"
I appreciate this ad campaign centered around a pun
[request] puns for a campaign slogan involving my name
I’m running for senior class president and my name is Miranda Alfaro, I need a good slogan since my toughest opponent named Chase is “chase your dreams” thank you to whoever makes me one!
Dad: "Did you hear about the new Ebola ad campaign?"
Me: "Uh, no..."
Dad: "It went viral."
Bro, can you tell me a way to inform people about my campaign?
A quick journey into the merchandising genius of Hillary's campaign gift shop. [x-post from /u/JaroLink in /r/The_Donald] sli.mg/a/2aSZUr
Many campaigns dissuade feeding crows nowadays
Because the murder rate was at an all time high
Using puns in your marketing campaign?
Me homebrewing some fantasy drinks for my campaign, when my dad walks into my room, sees what im doing...
and asks me if I need some help getting the creative juices flowing.
It's a common thing for him to say, so I only got it after he left. I don't think he even realized it himself. At this point I'm too afraid to ask.
I got sick after my last D&D campaign, I couldn't stop talking like a wizard.
I think I may have a staff inflection!
Washington Post Headline: IBM ends campaign urging women to hack hair dryers after heated blowback
Thought this group might like to submit some of their masterpieces to VIZIO's new "Dadisms" campaign.
I post this now in the hopes that hilarity could be the byproduct