He said, "No, it's just a hip-hurt-potamus"
but what do rhino.
Fake Gnus!
That's gnus to me!
We just clicked
Thatβs about the long and short of it
He said, βNo, they usually come that way.β
Because there are always cheetahs.
A Gir-raffle!
Iβm not officially a dad till Oct 27 but I am one in the making!
He walks up to a zebra and says, "hey zebra, guess what? I'm a tiger." The zebra rolls it's eyes and the lion walks away. Next, the lion sees a giraffe and says, "hey giraffe, guess what? I'm a tiger." The giraffe scoffs and turns away. Finally, the lion walks up to a chimpanzee and says, "yo chimp, guess what? I'm a tiger..."
The chimp looks right back and the lion and says, "dude, will you quit lyin'..."
Hippopautonomous
It's fucking roaaaaaaaar!
Girlfriend: Oh, that's definitely an aardvark burrow in the termite mound.
Me: ...would you say it's an example of classic aardvarkitecture?
Father in law says, βlook, thereβs some fucking pigs.β
They were just lion around.
While taking the Tram Tour around the Africa enclosure at the Safari Park we passed a group of Wildebeest.
I turned to my wife and said "I don't remember this group of Wildebeest, they must be Gnu."
One day a priest decided to go on a safari through Africa. He was having a good time until he saw a lion staring him in the face. The priest dropped to his knees and started praying, shouting "Oh lord, please save me from being eaten by this lion!" He opened his eyes to see the lion praying alongside him. The priest said "it's a miracle!" and the lion said "nope, I just always pray before a meal."
