I always misplace my tent and have to put it somewhere else. You could say I raised the stakes.
I'm no longer covered.
I'm sorry it's bad
I'm not sure where the bear went, so I'm now quivering in my boots.
Mine was in-tents😂
I have loved this joke since the day I heard it and I have lots more like it. I am a sucker for dad jokes and puns.
It's always in tents.
It had in tents violins.
I was fired for my intense interrogations.
But it’s in tents.
They get into a huge fight about the best way to start the camp fire.
The two sit in silence for a few moments, cold and frustrated
The dad promptly reaches into his backpack, grabs a pair of scissors and tears into the wall of their canvas shelter.
The son yells, "What the heck are you doing, you maniac?!!?!?"
The dad turns to him, looks him dead in the eyes, and says, "Just trying to cut the tent-son."
but it always ends up two in tents
Tent in Quarantino
Because it was in tents...
It's fucking in tents.
It’s a little two in tents.
"Then you’ll have a match."
They were pretty in tents.
It’s just two in tents.
But I gotta say it gets in-tents.
Shit was intense.
Hands down camping. It was so in tents.
It was quiet in tents.
... It certainly was an in tents period.
It was pretty intents
It was in tents.
It's for all in tents and porpoises
She looked up at the stars and said to me, "It's amazing to think how small we really are in the Universe, what do you think my love?
I told her that I think someone has stolen our tent!
For all in tents and porpoises, the rain didn’t bother them much.
Four, all in tents and porpoises.
SUPPLIES!
It's Fucking intents
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
It's intense tense in tents
But I can't tell it as its two intense (in tents)....
Speak now or forever hold your pee
Holmes noticed that Watson was looking a bit sick for a few days.
"What's wrong, Watson?", he asked. "You seem a bit down."
"Nothing, Holmes. Just having some stomach problems." Watson said. "Constipation, you know. I've suffered for a while."
"Constipation? So you have trouble answering the, ahem, nature's call?" Holmes asked.
"No shit, Sherlock."
Needing to refill on water, they approached a pristine mountain stream. "Surely we don't need to boil THIS water. It's so clear!" they thought. They all got sick.
Never judge a brook by its color.
...Because it’s in tents.
She’s not going to divorce me, but she was fuming.
Cuz It's fucking intents
So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!
It was in tents!
It was in tents
