I got camping insurance....but if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night....

I'm no longer covered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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Just went camping last night. It was in-tents.

I'm sorry it's bad

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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How did the tent starve?

It ran out of stakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PickleBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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Yeah yeah yeah, the circus fire was in tents but did you hear the one about the giant who got super drunk and threw up?

Really, you didn't about that? It was all over town.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GladCricket
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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My brother sees me near our tent, putting his E-reader on a pile of sticks.

He yells: "What the hell are you doing, Some_Dumb_Dude?!"

I say: "What's with the tone? You have to use Kindle to make a fire, Right?

'Ba dum tss'

He just sighs. "I hate you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Some_Dumb_Dude_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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How do you make an explosive tent?

Remove the E.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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I really appreciated my archaeologist girlfriend's tent at the excavation site...

I dug her dig's digs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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I once saw a cloud of mist form before my eyes, then take the form of a giant tent peg...

It was a big mist-stake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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I packed my tent but there was a mistake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrexthrilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What do you get if you cross a shoe with a tent?

Boot camp!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires

because if they did the tents would be in a across fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chairlegnumber4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Whenever I'm without my tent...

I'm never as happy as when I'm con-tent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willumasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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My dad's tent caught fire...

He's not a happy camper.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What do you call a criminal sleeping in a tent?

A ConTent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomatoTheTornado
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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past tents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theeyeofevil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I took a pole today and found out that 100% of people get upset when a tent falls on top of them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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For my COVID quarantine, I got a tent and put a TV and all the Tarantino movies I could find in it.

I call it my Tentin' Quarantino.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Why there are tents on your backyard?

Kids are doing something intense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math-pro
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Think I’ll self-isolate in my tent..

Just call me Tentin’ Quarantino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tab232
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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I can’t believe a branch ripped our tent.

It’s tearable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TT8L
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I went to the camping supply store and was going to buy a tent but the pegs were on the top shelf...

The stakes were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Have you ever had sex in a tent?

It’s fucking in-tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rover-II
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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My father and I were setting up camp. As we were setting up, he said he had to take a dump and that while he does that, I need to finish tying up the tent. I asked β€œreally?”. To which he replied:

β€œI shit, you knot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irorii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Camping is really in tents!

Explanation: In tents = Intense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bsoyka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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That's some in tents level pun there.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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The Lone Ranger woke to see that his tent had blown away by a tornado...

He decided,"Tonto,we're not in canvas anymore!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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A dad and his son are out camping when they hear a loud roar outside their tent.

Scrambling, they look outside and see a bear, standing on its hind legs.

"Roar!" the bear growls.

They begin to run away into the woods, but the bear doesn't give chase. In fact, it's still standing there, looking at the tent.

"Roar!" the bear growls.

They stop and watch but it just keeps standing there. They inch closer, but no reaction.

"Roar!" the bear growls.

They summon up all their courage and approach to within inches. No reaction.

"Roar!" the bear growls.

"I think this bear might be broken," observes the son.

The dad nods. "I think that bear's repeating."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whomikehidden
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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I thought camping was supposed to be relaxing, but it was in tents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/writechriswrite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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The Great British Baking Show is an in tents competition.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSTLNE3MCAAV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Top Quality Con-Tent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StartSmalls
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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What do you get when you build a tent using bathroom supplies?

T.P. teepee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/88flux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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This is in-tents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wwchopper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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A homeless man's tent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prgkr7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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I am a tent intellectual

and i'm constantly surrounded by simple-tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheZeldaCola
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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In tents armor display i.reddituploads.com/9b38a…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stretch_Aye
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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A dad buys his son 4 tents

The son looks annoyed, he says

β€œI bought myself this exact tent last year!” The dad replies

β€œThat’s in the past, and these are different” Confused the son asks

β€œHow are these different, they’re the exact same tent” The dad responds

β€œThese are present tents”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystLuke
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Do ISIS fighters on the front lines head back to a mess tent for their dinner like other military forces?

... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batshit_Betty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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I left the door open and my wife asked if I was born in a tent.

I said "Of course not honey, I was born in a hospital with automatic doors."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bornofthemachine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Sometimes I worry the camping trips I take my son on are two in tents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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It's actually pretty hard to pitch a good joke about tents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZephyrZephyrGreen
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2017
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A tent company was robbed overnight.

The insurance company had to break it to them that they were no longer covered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flats3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I'm camping

I wouldn't be covered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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