What do you get if you cross a shoe with a tent?

Boot camp!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I packed my tent but there was a mistake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrexthrilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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why did the forest ranger never put their tent between fires

because if they did the tents would be in a across fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chairlegnumber4
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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My dad's tent caught fire...

He's not a happy camper.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Whenever I'm without my tent...

I'm never as happy as when I'm con-tent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willumasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What do you call a criminal sleeping in a tent?

A ConTent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomatoTheTornado
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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past tents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theeyeofevil
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Why there are tents on your backyard?

Kids are doing something intense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math-pro
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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I took a pole today and found out that 100% of people get upset when a tent falls on top of them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Think I’ll self-isolate in my tent..

Just call me Tentin’ Quarantino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tab232
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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For my COVID quarantine, I got a tent and put a TV and all the Tarantino movies I could find in it.

I call it my Tentin' Quarantino.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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I can’t believe a branch ripped our tent.

It’s tearable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TT8L
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What do you call a bunch of crows inside a tent?

Murder within tent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErikMFoss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I went to the camping supply store and was going to buy a tent but the pegs were on the top shelf...

The stakes were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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life for native americans was pretty "in tents"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fire665
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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*guy in the red shirt* : "Dude, chill out! You're always so in-tents. You need to relax!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stha118
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Have you ever had sex in a tent?

It’s fucking in-tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rover-II
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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My father and I were setting up camp. As we were setting up, he said he had to take a dump and that while he does that, I need to finish tying up the tent. I asked β€œreally?”. To which he replied:

β€œI shit, you knot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irorii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Camping is really in tents!

Explanation: In tents = Intense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bsoyka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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The Lone Ranger woke to see that his tent had blown away by a tornado...

He decided,"Tonto,we're not in canvas anymore!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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That's some in tents level pun there.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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A dad and his son are out camping when they hear a loud roar outside their tent.

Scrambling, they look outside and see a bear, standing on its hind legs.

"Roar!" the bear growls.

They begin to run away into the woods, but the bear doesn't give chase. In fact, it's still standing there, looking at the tent.

"Roar!" the bear growls.

They stop and watch but it just keeps standing there. They inch closer, but no reaction.

"Roar!" the bear growls.

They summon up all their courage and approach to within inches. No reaction.

"Roar!" the bear growls.

"I think this bear might be broken," observes the son.

The dad nods. "I think that bear's repeating."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whomikehidden
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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What do you get when you build a tent using bathroom supplies?

T.P. teepee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/88flux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I'm camping

I wouldn't be covered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CecilBlight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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I thought camping was supposed to be relaxing, but it was in tents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/writechriswrite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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The Great British Baking Show is an in tents competition.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSTLNE3MCAAV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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Top Quality Con-Tent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StartSmalls
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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A homeless man's tent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/prgkr7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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I am a tent intellectual

and i'm constantly surrounded by simple-tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheZeldaCola
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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This is in-tents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wwchopper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2017
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A dad buys his son 4 tents

The son looks annoyed, he says

β€œI bought myself this exact tent last year!” The dad replies

β€œThat’s in the past, and these are different” Confused the son asks

β€œHow are these different, they’re the exact same tent” The dad responds

β€œThese are present tents”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystLuke
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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You can't run through a camp ground, you can only ran because it's past tents.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strat1515
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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Do ISIS fighters on the front lines head back to a mess tent for their dinner like other military forces?

... Or when they're feeling peckish do they just hit up the Allahu Snackbar?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batshit_Betty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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I left the door open and my wife asked if I was born in a tent.

I said "Of course not honey, I was born in a hospital with automatic doors."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bornofthemachine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Sometimes I worry the camping trips I take my son on are two in tents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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In tents armor display i.reddituploads.com/9b38a…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stretch_Aye
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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A tent company was robbed overnight.

The insurance company had to break it to them that they were no longer covered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flats3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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It's actually pretty hard to pitch a good joke about tents
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZephyrZephyrGreen
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2017
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For all those people who's tents blow away in a storm while they are asleep

Shouldn't you be a bit more a-tent-ive?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MatrixCthulhu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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Why did the tent company get no investors?

It was tough to pitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcoachjesus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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