What do you call a summer camp that helps people with ADHD?

A concentration camp.

I'll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mosh83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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For when you need to camp in a hurry
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargeYourBattery
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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You can't run at a camp site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Smith82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urlordcov
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What labor camps do zombies go to?

Ghoul-logs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KadynDraws
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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You can only ran through a camp site...

since it is past tents...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/komanation
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I decided to send my son to a camp to help with his ADHD

They call it a concentration camp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take.

She got in one and I the other. Then we just drifted apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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My daughter just came home from camp with food poisoning...

... I guess you could call her a Hurl Scout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/actuallyboa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Did you hear about the storms that hit the boy scouts at camp last night ?

They were in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Olaffubbuffalo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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At a nudist camp a couple were sitting discussing politics.

The lady asked "have you read Marx?"

"Yes" the man replied, "I think they're from the wicker chairs."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I want to write a screenplay about a Hollywood director who camps out in the wilderness until the pandemic passes.

His name is Tentin’ Quarantino.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spsheridan
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What is it called when someone rents a camp from the Boy Scouts for half a week?

A four de lease

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfoste1380
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I went to get tornado insurance for my camp site, but the bank refused.

They said, β€œIf your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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I remember the most humiliating time at camp...

I was wearing overalls and, in my sleep, had relieved myself...

It was an overall crappy experience.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Water4real
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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When I was on Naked and Afraid, I went out gathering food. I was able to find 2 small slugs to bring back to camp...

It was slimy pickings for dinner that evening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I tried to get insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.

They said, β€œIf your tent gets destroyed, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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What did the extremists do at summer camp?

They had a blast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Inmates seem happiest when sleeping in canvas camp shelters...

They're con-tented at least.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Wife: I'm having second thoughts about booking a week long stay at the teepee camp

Me: No, you're just having a reservation reservation reservation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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A storm came in as we are on the camp site

It was in tents.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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I went to army boot camp and I got in trouble for skipping camouflage training

The instructor said he'd never even seen me in the classroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonions
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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My father and I were setting up camp. As we were setting up, he said he had to take a dump and that while he does that, I need to finish tying up the tent. I asked β€œreally?”. To which he replied:

β€œI shit, you knot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irorii
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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What does 1 and 0 do at a camp?

They build a ten-t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1-STARrating
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I found a T Shirt from the Respiratory Health summer camp my Mom went to from 25+ years ago..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoopaTroopa43
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran.

Because it's past tents

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My daughter is trying to light a fire at camp and it just WOULDN'T light. Turn to her and tell her it's because the firewood is bad. "How can you Tell" she asks..

Because the wood is naughty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmeilleur1337
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I tried to buy tornado insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.

They said, β€œIf your tents get blown over, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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My parents sent me to mime camp one summer.

I still can't talk about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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You can't run through a camp site...

You can only ran, cause it's past tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datboifritz113
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?

They were in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Olaffubbuffalo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I donated a camp chair to the orchestra instrument drive.

I heard every symphony has a first chair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/centstwo
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Which summer camp do Melons go to?

The John Cougar Mellencamp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slartibartfastBB
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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There were a couple of miners make their way to SF. They set up camp for the night underneath a giant half dome. One of the miners was going to make coffee. He ask if anyone else wanted something to drink

Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. β€œYO SEND ME TEA.!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandyHoey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.

The police are looking into it.

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I sent my son to language day camp and he told me he never wanted to go to it again.

He said it was no pun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mobius_squared
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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If you only *used* to camp...

does that mean you're past-tents?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Serofu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because its past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordDobbington
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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You can't run through a camp site.

You can only ran, because it's past tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Espadajin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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