You can never "run" through a camp ground.
You can only "ran" because it's past tents.
(Sorry if this has been posted before. I just joined this sub)
We were discussing camp plans for the summer
Aunt 1: "I don't think one pack is enough."
Aunt 2: "But the pack at home has lasted us so long"
Aunt 1: "Let's just take two just in case"
Me: "pack of what?"
Aunt 1: "toilet paper"
Me: "that's what you're worried about??! I thought you're talking about food"
Uncle: "it's a serious tissue"
At camp this year, I had to ring a small bell right at daybreak...
Why do type-A personalities like to camp?
They are already in-tents.
A hole was discovered in the fence around the nudist camp.
Authorities are looking into it.
What do you call it when you accidentally miss the exit for your camp ground?
Did you hear about the summer camp for aspiring models? They’re hiring counselors for next year, but it’s not for everyone.
The camp goers are pretty intense.
For when you need to camp in a hurry
What do you call a summer camp that helps people with ADHD?
A concentration camp.
I'll see myself out.
Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.
I decided to send my son to a camp to help with his ADHD
They call it a concentration camp
What labor camps do zombies go to?
My girlfriend and I broke up at summer camp. We got into an argument over which canoe to get take.
She got in one and I the other. Then we just drifted apart.
My daughter just came home from camp with food poisoning...
... I guess you could call her a Hurl Scout.
Did you hear about the storms that hit the boy scouts at camp last night ?
I want to write a screenplay about a Hollywood director who camps out in the wilderness until the pandemic passes.
His name is Tentin’ Quarantino.
At a nudist camp a couple were sitting discussing politics.
The lady asked "have you read Marx?"
"Yes" the man replied, "I think they're from the wicker chairs."
I tried to get insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.
They said, “If your tent gets destroyed, you won’t be covered.”
What is it called when someone rents a camp from the Boy Scouts for half a week?
I remember the most humiliating time at camp...
I was wearing overalls and, in my sleep, had relieved myself...
It was an overall crappy experience.
When I was on Naked and Afraid, I went out gathering food. I was able to find 2 small slugs to bring back to camp...
It was slimy pickings for dinner that evening.
Wife: I'm having second thoughts about booking a week long stay at the teepee camp
Me: No, you're just having a reservation reservation reservation
What did the extremists do at summer camp?
Inmates seem happiest when sleeping in canvas camp shelters...
They're con-tented at least.
A storm came in as we are on the camp site
My father and I were setting up camp. As we were setting up, he said he had to take a dump and that while he does that, I need to finish tying up the tent. I asked “really?”. To which he replied:
I went to army boot camp and I got in trouble for skipping camouflage training
The instructor said he'd never even seen me in the classroom.
I found a T Shirt from the Respiratory Health summer camp my Mom went to from 25+ years ago..
What does 1 and 0 do at a camp?
My parents sent me to mime camp one summer.
I still can't talk about it.
My daughter is trying to light a fire at camp and it just WOULDN'T light. Turn to her and tell her it's because the firewood is bad. "How can you Tell" she asks..
Because the wood is naughty.
You can never run through a camp site!
You can only ran...cause it's past tents
Did you know you can only ran through a camp ground?
You can't run through a camp site.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
You can't run at a camp site.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
You can't run through a camp site.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
You can only ran through a camp site...
since it is past tents...
I went to get tornado insurance for my camp site, but the bank refused.
They said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
You can't run through a camp site.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
I tried to buy tornado insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.
They said, “If your tents get blown over, you won’t be covered.”
You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran.
You can't run through a camp site...
You can only ran, cause it's past tents
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