Did you hear about the guy who roped his camper to the bumper of his car?

His vacation went off without a hitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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What did the campers say after the fireworks went haywire?

That was intense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryman19
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Every time the camper heard something rustle in the woods he shouted, "It's a grizzly!"

Guess he was a bit bearanoid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deejaydoug
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Campers are so passionate about where they sleep outside.

They’re in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssee1848
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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A question for wrestling fans and campers alike...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CodyGriffin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Why can’t you trust sick campers?

They’re ill in tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/happyzombie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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what did one camper say to the others

I know I took that story but we can make up s'more

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memeable113
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Where does a camper go?

anywhere it's towed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frankmcc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I just bought a camper van.

The other one wasn't camp enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryGump
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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What do they say about the campers who were ambushed by a bear?

It was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AxeManDude
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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What do you call a happy camper?

Content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Narnia605
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Watching Pavarotti on TV last night, I was reminded that in his later years he became a camper-van enthusiast

He had a van adapted to his own specification, which subsequently was often seen overnight in the car parks of the world's best opera houses. After his death, the Japanese manufacturers used it as the flagship model of a new range. We've all heard of the 'Nissan Dormer'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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You're not a happy camper are you?

No, I'm a Jolly Rancher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bakuj1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2014
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Flaked tuna is a great product for both campers, and dolphins

It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SGNick
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2016
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I got my campers good this morning...

I run a summer day camp for about 130 campers each day. This morning I woke up to a thunderstorm, and as a camp director, that meant all schedules and activities are out the window and something different had to be done.

I greeted all the campers at the morning assembly and said, "Looks like the rain has put a "damp"---er on things!"

It was met with resounding groans from the staff and older kids and a great giggle from the younger campers.

I was soooo proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/appgrad22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2015
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When I told my dad that my brother is "never a happy camper..."

He responded, "Well that's not fair. Your brother never goes camping. How can he never be a happy camper?"

"Because he's intense."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeskaLyn
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2015
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