I am trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the companies keep denying my application.

They told me, β€œIf your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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You can’t run in a campsite.

You can only ran, because it’s past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_SquidYT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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I have a joke about campsites

It’s really intents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spider_Dimwit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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The scariest day of my life was when we ran into a bear taking a dump inside our campsite.

That shit was in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Why can you never "run" across a campsite, but only "ran" across it?

Cuz it's always past tents... geddit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evamPUNdit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Did you hear about the orgy at the campsite?

It was fucking in tents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHERNO-B1LL
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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What do you call the campsite of a government camping trip?

The tentagon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozfest117
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Ever had sex in a campsite?

It’s fucking intense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FirmFury
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Why can't you run through a campsite?

You have to ran, because it's past tents.

A favorite with boy/girl scout troops...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ardalis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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A campsite was forced to freeze its operations for a whole day when a spiteful customer paid his entire expenses in 5 cent coins.

The campsite reports that it is the first time that they've encountered such a tent nickel difficulty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2017
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Why can't you run through a campsite? (Alternate ending)

Because the stakes are too high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHolshi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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My dad parked next to a campsite on a lake that had tons of ducks

He asked me what I thought of it, I told him "it looks fowl"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SparkyDogPants
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2015
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I was trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but I was refused.

The company said, β€œIf your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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You can't "run" through a campsite...

You can only "ran" because it's passed tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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You can't run through a campsite

You can only ran, 'cause it's past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buy_an_sel-l
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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You can't run through a campsite, you can only ran

Because it's past tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/--_-Deadpool-_--
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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You can’t run in a campsite, you can only ran

Because it’s past tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrowerNotAShower2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Why can't you run through a campsite?

You can only ran, it's past tents...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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Why can't you run in a campsite?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndreasBerthou
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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Why did the boy ran through the campsite?

Because it was past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hqwdean
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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I tried to buy some tornado insurance for my campsite, but the company refused.

They said, β€œIf your tents get blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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I tried to get some storm insurance for my campsite, but I was denied.

They said that if my tents get blown away, I won’t be covered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Why can't you run through a campsite?

You can only ran, because its past tents...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Speaky0291
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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Why can't you run through a campsite?

you can only ran. it's past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panXaXe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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you can’t run through a campsite..

you can only ran, because it’s past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClayBoyy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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You can't run on a campsite

You can only ran because it's past tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Archada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2015
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You can't run through a campsite

You can only ran because its past tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiggerbounces
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2015
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