His vacation went off without a hitch.
That was intense
Guess he was a bit bearanoid.
They’re in tents
They’re ill in tents
I know I took that story but we can make up s'more
The other one wasn't camp enough.
It was in tents.
He had a van adapted to his own specification, which subsequently was often seen overnight in the car parks of the world's best opera houses. After his death, the Japanese manufacturers used it as the flagship model of a new range. We've all heard of the 'Nissan Dormer'.
No, I'm a Jolly Rancher
It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.
I run a summer day camp for about 130 campers each day. This morning I woke up to a thunderstorm, and as a camp director, that meant all schedules and activities are out the window and something different had to be done.
I greeted all the campers at the morning assembly and said, "Looks like the rain has put a "damp"---er on things!"
It was met with resounding groans from the staff and older kids and a great giggle from the younger campers.
I was soooo proud!
He responded, "Well that's not fair. Your brother never goes camping. How can he never be a happy camper?"
"Because he's intense."
