(true story) After having my son install an electric keypad deadbolt on the man door in my garage, my daughter says:

Dad, are you sure that new deadbolt was man-door-tory??

Making daddy proud.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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Last week, someone went into my garage and stole my limbo stick

Like seriously, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevilRyder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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I cloned myself and he is following me everywhere. To the garage, kitchen, bathroom....

Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Ugh. My garage was broken into and someone stole my Limbo Stick.

Seriously now, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Someone broke into my garage last night and stole my limbo stick!

How could they go so low?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...

Both boxed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I've got an injured extraterrestrial in my garage. He's missing an eye.

I've named him Alen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Can't believe someone broke into my garage and stole the limbo stick...

Seriously, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vectorix36
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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If your garage is small enough it's a vroom closet /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acdcvhdlr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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I can’t believe somebody broke into our garage and stole our limbo stick?

Seriously, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardedbob9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Someone broke into my garage and stole the limbo stick

Like Seriously, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevilRyder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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So I'm in my garage and my wife walks in.

She yells STAMPEDE!!! And threw a handful of animal crackers at me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_little_angry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Brewskis in the garage v.redd.it/0ve5t1awjw951
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzapost
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I picked up a U2 version of Monopoly at a garage sale.

It's rubbish. The streets have no name.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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The sign in the hospital parking garage said Patient Discharge.

That explained the stains next to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamREBELoe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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My son asked if he could use the garage so he could jam with his band.

I broke the bad news: we only have marmalade in this house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RagingBone69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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My neighbor was repairing his car in the garage.

He had taken out both front tires. When he went inside his house I decided to steal away only one tire, because stealing both would have made me two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/it_roll
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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If you put your Audi in a garage...

Does it become and Inni?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poopscoop21
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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When I park my Ford SUV in my garage...

I call it my Escape room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beaver74
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I left my garage door open yesterday, and someone stole my limbo stick.

Like seriously, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeamRockin
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What did the redditor say to his mother while waiting for her to get the automobile out of the garage?

Get the kar-ma!

I’ll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bijan_T
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Someone broke into my garage last night and stole my limbo pole.

How low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insideout97
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I have some extra chairs in my garage

for emergency seat-uations.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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The wife asked me to reconsider making counterfeit legos in our garage

I said, "the die is cast".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/orthoxerox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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A guy broke into my garage and stole my limbo pole last night...

Seriously, how low can you go?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_-Ruin-_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Dad joke at the garage sale

So I'm at a local garage sale, and I can't help myself, I have to look into the free bin.

there, staring back at me was a guitar without any strings on it... and of coarse the dad joke of a lifetime.

A sign that read "free guitar, no strings attached." :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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I caught my son smoking pot in the garage, and a few minutes later, my wife walked in.

She caught my son and me smoking pot in the garage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Garage humour

Son, I'm looking for that tool of mine that makes holes in things. You know, the drill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mftuchman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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I can’t believe someone broke into my garage and took, of all things, my best limbo stick.

I mean, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TastefulDrapes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Why can't Superman ever drive to the top level of the parking garage?

Because he always stays in the Lois Lane

Kill me pls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ts84g
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I've started a ship building business out of my garage.

Sails have gone through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howeynick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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What did the parking garage say to the road?

Not a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWackyPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Coworker wanted to put an access point in his garage so he could get Wi-Fi at his firepit...

I guess he wanted to turn his firepit into a hotspot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shutter_87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I went to a garage sale the other day, they had a radio with no volume control.

I just couldn't turn it down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmYourHuckleberry
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I went to a garage sale and saw a radio for 1$ that had its volume stuck all the way up.

So I said "I guess I can't turn that down!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smolest_Ghost
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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As we were cleaning the garage I asked my 10 year old: β€œson, do you have any big heavy balls?”

Son: β€œyes, I have a few”

Me β€œyou do? Where do you buy your underwear?”

After a few second pause, my son says: β€œDick’s Supporting Goods”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannygumballs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Son: "Hey Dad, look. A garage sale!"

Dad: "No thanks, I don't need another garage."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Someone broke into my garage earlier today and stole my limbo stick.

I mean, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartRipper67
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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At least the shaking father didn't have to place his car in the garage on his own...

... he had parking sons

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Why couldn’t my Honda Civic fit in my garage?

Not enough vroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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I was in the garage the other day and the neighbor kid threw a small file at me...

Little bastard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MechEisoducks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2017
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I can't believe someone broke into my garage and stole my limbo stick.

Seriously, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I can’t believe someone broke into my garage and stole my limbo stick

Seriously, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tattedjb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Someone broke into my garage and stole my limbo stick.

Seriously... How low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lexflexluthor
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I still can't believe someone broke into my garage and stole my limbo stick...

how low can you go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigbrady99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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I can't believe someone broke into my garage and stole my limbo stick.

Seriously, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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I seriously cannot believe someone broke into my garage and stole my limbo stick

Seriously, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlatusek12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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