It's an Archie Bunker! I built a replica of the All in the Family house INSIDE a giant basement in the Sims 4. reddit.com/gallery/mv4w82
My internet router is in my basement.
You could say that I come from a LAN down under.
I have found a book about a amazing basement.
I wrote a book on basements . . . . .
It's on the Best Cellars list
I just spent 3 hours vacuum up spiders in the basement
And this ungrateful woman has the nerve to tell me “that’s not what I meant when I said I want you to clean out my cobwebs”
What do you call a prostitute who locks her customers in the basement!?
Ive invented a product that increases the size of your basement...
I hope it is a big cellar.
The police were not convinced that my neighbor had hidden plastic explosives in his basement, so I told them...
If you have a lava lamp in your basement...
...isn't it a magma lamp?
Just finished a book about the greatest basement to ever exist
My cat just ate a bunch of cheese. Now he's heading to the basement to look for mice
My wife asked me why I still have my old Legos in the basement.
I told her, I just can’t Lego of the memories.
The basement in my new house is unfinished...
Unexpected Dad joke during basement finishing sales training
Student: "Can you address outlets?"
Trainer: (turns chair towards wall) "Hello outlets."
I once caught two vegans in my basement
Or at least I thought they were vegans. They kept shouting "Lettuce leaf!"
A Basement Jaxx song came on when I was clubbing with my bald father.
I said, "Where's Your Hair Dad?"
“There’s so much rain, my whole basement was flooded!”
A lot of people believe Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in the basement of CalArts...
I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.
Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.
Im writing a book about basements
I hope it makes the New York Times Best Cellars list.
The kids asked me why our Alexa in the basement has an Australian accent
Me: "Because the basement is down under the house"
Went to see my French friend, but when I got there he said there were no bedrooms left and I had to sleep in the basement.
My boys did a terrible job picking up and putting away their toy bullets after playing war in the basement.
They are a couple of lousy nerf herders.
Why are yoga studios often located in the basement?
So they can B1 with the building.
My wife: "Could you please go down to the basement pantry and get me the self-rising flour?"
Me: "If it's self rising, won't it make its way up here on it's own?"
Trying to clean our basement when my dad dropped this one on me.
Me: Hey dad, is there a broom I can borrow? This vacuum sucks.
Dad: That's what it's supposed to do!
My dad and I were installing ductwork in our basement and he was getting really really frustrated about something.
I asked him if everything was ok, he looks at me and says:
"I just need a vent"
I have a basement full of showers I stole.
I have no idea why everyone keeps telling me to take them.
"There's been water on the basement stairs since it rained. Make sure you don't step in it."
What's scarier, attics or basements?
Addicts in your basement.
Dad was making a racket in the basement today...
Dad was being awfully noisy knocking thing around in the basement.
I yelled down, "Dad! What are you up to??"
He replied, "Oh...about 5 foot 8!"
Dad joked while cleaning out the basement:
My brother and I were helping my dad clean out the basement when my brother found an interesting extension cord.
Brother: "Hey, this extension cord has two male ends!"
Dad: "Huh, well that's queer."
What do you get if you have a world renown architect design your basement?
...An international best cellar.
The basement of your house ...