My water heater is very unpleasant to work with and never appreciates me.

It's a thankless heater.

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📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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Be nice to your hot water heater repairman please,

It’s often a tankless profession.

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📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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My dad asked me to turn on the water heater. To which I replied “It’s on”. Only to see my dad run across the kitchen yelling “It’s on okay bring it no holding back!”
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👤︎ u/twinkieded
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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I install tankless water heaters for a living.

It's a tankless job, but somebody's got to do it.

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👤︎ u/ch3000
📅︎ May 20 2019
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My friend installs water heaters that have no reservoir to store water...

It's a tankless job, but he loves it.

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📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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I do a lot to take care of my hot water heater...

Yet it remains tankless.

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📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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What did the unappreciated on demand water heater say to the water softener?

This is a tankless job.

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📅︎ Jul 03 2018
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My buddy got a new job fixing on-demand water heaters

When I asked him how it was going he said, "it's a tankless job, but somebody's gotta do it."

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👤︎ u/yoquiero
📅︎ Oct 12 2016
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I decided to install a new water heater today.

It's a tankless job, but someone has to do it.

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👤︎ u/bigwood88
📅︎ Apr 07 2015
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Punny plumber

A plumber is finishing up his last job of the day when he gets a call from his dispatcher to install a water heater. He argues, but the dispatcher says everyone else has gone home and it’s marked as urgent. The plumber concedes the argument and says “It’s a tankless job, but somebody’s gotta do it”

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📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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My son is driving my wife and I crazy.

My boy, Arthur, is slow. He is the slowest child I’ve ever met. And I don’t mean mentally, he just doesn’t move quickly at all no matter what the urgency.

He takes an hour to get out of bed and stand up in the morning. He takes an hour to eat. When we go anywhere we have to tell him 20 minutes in advance because he takes that long to get his shoes on. His showers…we had to install an industrial sized water heater and hook it up to his shower exclusively because he would drain the tank and shower in ice cold water and started getting sick from it.

The worst part is that even if you help him out he doesn’t go faster. We can feed him and he’ll just swallow slower. We can wash him and he’ll just sit there for longer.

I’ve learned to live with it and be content because I know he won’t change. But my wife can’t take it. Just the other day she told me she was going to punish him to make him go quicker:

“I’ve had it with him! I’m going to start giving him timeouts and taking away toys for going so slow!”

“Honey,” I said, “it’ll never work.”

“Why not?!”

“Because you can’t rush Art.”

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📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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Why do plumbers hate installing tankless water heaters?

Because it’s a tankless job...

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📅︎ May 04 2018
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You know what they say about water heaters...

It's a tankless job.

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👤︎ u/quakesand
📅︎ Nov 03 2016
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