Told my dad I took care of getting the propane tanks at the house filled. His response?

"Tanks a lot!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Missburr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What is it called when a tank of natural gas curses? Propane-ity.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I hit my elbow on a propane tank at work today

I can see why it's not called protickle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dejaentendood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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Some guys tried to steal my propane bbq tank but it didn't work...

I guess it blew up in their face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wakanda4eva4eva
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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C3H8 is a way to say masochist, it’s Propane.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarl_draven
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Why did the propane truck driver get a speeding ticket?

He was hauling gas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsonlyinternet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2017
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I don't know if this belongs here but my dad...

... spent all weekend making this coffee table. I didn't think much of it until i saw him attaching some hoses, a water tank, a dirt tank, a fan, a propane tank and a timer. I asked him what the hell he was building and he said "Well twice a day it's going to shoot either fire, water, dirt or air." I sat there stunned and confused and just said "But....why?" He said "Why? Well that's because it's a periodic table of elements."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melancholytron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What do you say about someone who likes being burned while they BBQ.

They are propane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedFish12094
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Our local pet store provides quality puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconPancake84
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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What is a sadists favorite type of gas??

Propane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frontmynack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Why did the gas company like the world wrestling champion?

Because they heard he was propane (propain).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajesticSunset7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Caught myself singing this while setting up for the family...

β™« If you wanna cook out You've gotta take her out, Propane... β™ͺ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phreakmonkey
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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My dad while cooking dinner last night...

We just got a new propane powered fire pit for our back yard and we are switching propane tanks around to make it work. My mom asked: "so does the fire pit have gas?" My dad responded without skipping a beat: "Why? Did you give it beans?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moabroa
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2014
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