Why does Neptune have so much methane?

It got it from Uranus

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Scottspears89
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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My son dressed up as Satan and started combining oxygen, nitrogen, argon, carbon dioxide and methane.

He's got a real Devil-make-air attitude.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TommehBoi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Starting a new methane detecting drone business..

we fly over cow lots and check the dairy airs.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/amisamiamiam
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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I have a crack lab, what does it make?


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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sea_Emperour
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Everyone talks about CO2 in the atmosphere which will lead to our impending doom...

However, methane is also silent but deadly.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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New years diet

So my dad got us pretty good in a family text conversation.

So my little brother sends us a picture of a bunch of juice he has made and put in jars in his fridge.

LB: Going on a juice diet for the next 30 days, gotta loose 50 lbs in 2017!

Dad: I cooked beans and ham soup. I'm on a expelling air diet.

Dad: I've lost 5psi in 2days!

Dad: I'm thinking about getting a methane generator and going off the grid.

Me: ๐Ÿ™„

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RunsLikeARaptor
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 04 2017
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Group text dadjokes

My sister is on a road trip from Utah to Texas. She has been periodically updating us with her location.

Sister 1: Raton, New Mexico
Dad: That's a big rat.
Sister 1: Dalhart, Texas
Dad: Woohoo... How's it going?
Sister 1: Great. Everything is flat and smells like cows, but I don't see any cows.
Dad: Those are the iBoTs (invisible Bovines of Texas), they wander around making methane and distributing it free of charge. And the landscape is that way because of the flat-ulence.
Sister 2: Oh my gosh dad stop
Me: He can't. There is an honor code among dads. We must joke whenever the opportunity presents itself. It's our respunsibility.
Dad: I'm so proud.
Me: Hi so proud, I'm dad.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/squallstormviii
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 26 2014
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