Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skrrrooch
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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Don’t trust atoms!

They make up everything!

πŸ‘︎ 28
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πŸ‘€︎ u/allisinwnderland
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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Why can't you trust atoms?

because they make up everything.

πŸ‘︎ 52
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecentFisherman3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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What did the atom say when it kept losing electrons?

I really need to keep an ion them.

πŸ‘︎ 40
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.

HeHe

πŸ‘︎ 10k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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How do we know that atoms are Catholic?

Because they have mass

πŸ‘︎ 532
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Why can’t atoms be trusted?

Because they make up everything.

πŸ‘︎ 31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoggyOfAustralia
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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What did the police officer atom say to the suspect atom?

I got my ion you.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyrilkhoury-02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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Never Trust an atom.

They make up everything

πŸ‘︎ 27
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_b0ogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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Atoms
πŸ‘︎ 1k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lynderzfarm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Why can't you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything.

πŸ‘︎ 39
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Durkin_Around
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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I was studying the model of an atom.

I found it pretty Bohring.

πŸ‘︎ 21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jo-Sizzle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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I ordered an atom but got an ion instead.

They replaced it free of charge.

πŸ‘︎ 37
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BartholomewDan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?

OK boomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Her atoms are very fast
πŸ‘︎ 19
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZIOTIA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Never trust atoms.

They make up everything!

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mega-cool-kid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything.

πŸ‘︎ 37
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StevetheEevve
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What's funny about 3 helium atoms?

He He He

πŸ‘︎ 23
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Former_Idealist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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What did one atom say to the other atom while eating lunch?

Do you want to split the charge?

πŸ‘︎ 40
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dachiz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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Which kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2Na

πŸ‘︎ 317
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Milleke_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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What do atoms make up?
πŸ‘︎ 19
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FATHEADBOSS69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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The first guy that figured out how to split an atom,

must’ve been blown away

πŸ‘︎ 17
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xJacon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Why can’t u trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!!

πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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Technically, every apple is an atoms apple
πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Do you know why you can't trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saintshing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

πŸ‘︎ 21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonyCzech
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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The Atoms Family
πŸ‘︎ 16
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anujkamra
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What did the scientist say when he found two atoms of helium?

HeHe.

my biology teacher told this one in class today.

i was the only student that found it genuinely funny.

the class was silent, besides me. i was laughing. really hard.

:'(

πŸ‘︎ 130
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πŸ‘€︎ u/psychedelic-soul
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I’m dating an atom,

We might have to split up

πŸ‘︎ 20
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnlivingThree57
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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What do you call a fish made of 2 sodium atoms?

A 2Na

πŸ‘︎ 19
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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolaroola12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Two atoms are walking down the street

Atom 1: Stop! I just lost an electron!

Atom 2: Are you sure?

Atom 1: Yeah. I'm positive.

πŸ‘︎ 48
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πŸ‘€︎ u/finestjuggler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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back to science class - Why shouldn’t you trust atoms? They make up everything.
πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlphaAxel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Two atoms having a conversation at the bar:

- I think i've lost an electron

- Are you sure?

- Yes, i'm postive

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stojko22cm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had it’s ion someone else.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Scientists have recorded two helium atoms laughing

https://m.imgur.com/a/QBBtoR9

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmslesbro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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A nickel atom and a cerium atom walk into a bar...

Nice!

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Furiousbeast12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman.
πŸ‘︎ 368
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DolphinzX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
πŸ‘︎ 70
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pegacornian
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

They make everything up

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomelissliss
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Michael Jackson was made of Helium atoms.

He-He

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/burnswhenithink
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Atoms are untrustworthy little things.

They make up everything.

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/J_Mac_Attack
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Atom(b)bomb
πŸ‘︎ 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/swezus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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16 atoms of sodium and a man in a black suit walk into a bar

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Batman

πŸ‘︎ 49
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FroYo10101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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An atom turns to the atom beside him and tells it a great joke but the other atom doesn't even giggle...

It was no laughing matter.

πŸ‘︎ 15
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imalilfatgirl
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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How did the atom feel when it lost an electron?

Positive

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vshesha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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What's an atom with a bad sense of humor?

Not a laughing matter.

πŸ‘︎ 192
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChildishHambino11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Two atoms are walking down the street and bump into each other

-Are you ok? -I think I lost an electron -Are you sure? -I’m positive!

πŸ‘︎ 17
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anon-Ymous929
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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You can't trust atom's

They make up every thing!

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gated_Trevone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What is a hydrogen atom's favourite pass time...?

Gone FISSION'

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/evamPUNdit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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What do you say to a C atom that leaves its molecular bond?

Pinche Carbon!

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/agdrx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What do you call atoms without a sense of humor? Answer seriously.

This is no laughing matter.

πŸ‘︎ 19
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πŸ‘€︎ u/th3_brendawg
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Two atoms walk into the bar. One atom says I think I lost an electron.

The other says... Are you positive?

πŸ‘︎ 24
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orgullo10
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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An Hydrogen atom asks Astatine atom
  • Why are you so unstable?
  • Well, idk
πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Meeseeran-
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Did you hear about the atom that got charged?

It's a pretty ionic story

πŸ‘︎ 31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CroissantBlue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER TRUST ATOMS?

Cause they make up everything

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/S_yNtaX
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Never ever trust atoms

They make up everything

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/weeb123xD
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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What kind of fish fits between two sodium atoms ?

2Na

πŸ‘︎ 39
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaKrypton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Why can't you trust an atom

It can make anything up

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tautvydas69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Why do atoms make unreliable witnesses in court?

They make up everything.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Have you read the book written by the atom?

I heard it was a best celler.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Mc-Breezy-Butt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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So there's this atom that keeps stealing electrons...

You better keep an ion him

πŸ‘︎ 32
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πŸ‘€︎ u/McGroon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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What do you call hydrogen with more than 2 oxygen atoms

H2hoe

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Tofarfi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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Never trust an atom

They make up everything

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Tims1737
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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never trust an atom,

they make up everything

πŸ‘︎ 32
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CowSensei
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Never trust an atom

They make up everything

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Do not trust atoms.

They make up everything.

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/drCrankoPhone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I don't trust atoms

They make up everything.

πŸ‘︎ 41
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/gatsler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Why shouldn't you trust an atom?

Because they literally make up everything.

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Never trust an atom.

They make up everything.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SamWize-Ganji
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
🚨︎ report
Never trust an atom...

They make up everything

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tedt93
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Don't trust atoms.

They make up everything.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bruhmoment0215
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?

2 Na

πŸ‘︎ 38
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/hashtagcop
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Don't trust atoms

They make up everything

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Don’t trust atoms.

They make up everything!

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
🚨︎ report
Never trust an atom

They make up everything...

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Sign-Name-Here
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
🚨︎ report
Don't trust atoms

They make up everything

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SideOfInsanity
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
🚨︎ report
Why shouldn’t you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

πŸ‘︎ 59
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrombopulosChris
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Did you know that atoms are Catholic?

They have mass.

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Skididlydoo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Dont trust atoms

They make up everything

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/The_hunted_1_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
🚨︎ report
Don’t trust atoms.

They make up everything.

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonyrigogliosi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
🚨︎ report
Never trust an atom.

They make up everything.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tweke
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
🚨︎ report
Never trust an atom.

They make up everything.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/hornwalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Never trust atoms. They make up everything.
πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Stone_Miner_1225
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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What fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JanPachimari
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Don't trust atoms

They make up everything.

πŸ‘︎ 22
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/officialmrkiller
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
🚨︎ report
Why can't you trust an atom?

Because they make up everything.

πŸ‘︎ 33
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
🚨︎ report
I don’t trust atoms!

They make up everything!

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
🚨︎ report
You should never trust an atom.

They make up everything.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/NonstopSuperguy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
🚨︎ report
Don't trust atoms

They make up everything

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Diobolito
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
🚨︎ report
Why can't you trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

πŸ‘︎ 1k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/letrollface1279
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2016
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