Nucleus Puns

A list of puns related to "Nucleus"

What did God say to the cell when he handed it a nucleus

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👤︎ u/ruscheinskyc
📅︎ Aug 14 2019
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How do protons and neutrons stick together so well in the nucleus?

They've got to have some damn strong gluon them.

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👤︎ u/rzezzy1
📅︎ Jan 23 2015
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In my Neuroanatomy lecture today. Professor: "Are you familiar with the nucleus ambiguus?"

My loud response: "It's ambiguous!"

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👤︎ u/HammerLite75
📅︎ Nov 06 2015
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RNA and DNA

RNA and DNA were hanging out in the nucleus when RNA said “Uracilly man, D” to which DNA replied “what doth Thymine?”

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👤︎ u/Spook404
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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