What did God say to the cell when he handed it a nucleus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruscheinskyc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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How do protons and neutrons stick together so well in the nucleus?

They've got to have some damn strong gluon them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rzezzy1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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In my Neuroanatomy lecture today. Professor: "Are you familiar with the nucleus ambiguus?"

My loud response: "It's ambiguous!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HammerLite75
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2015
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RNA and DNA

RNA and DNA were hanging out in the nucleus when RNA said β€œUracilly man, D” to which DNA replied β€œwhat doth Thymine?”

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