Two atoms walk into a bar, one says to the other “Dang, I left my electrons in the car.” The other replies, “Are you sure?”
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?
Do you know why I don't trust atoms
An atom called the cops to report he had an electron stolen. The cop asked, "Are you sure?"
And the atom replied, "I'm positive!"
I've learned to NEVER trust an atom
... because they make up everything!!!
Two beryllium atoms went on a date
It didn't work out. The relationship was toxic right at the start. I guess they were not meant 2 Be.
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar
Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing
What happened after Atoms divorce was finalized?
All he was left with was a mushroom.
Why can't you trust atoms?
Because they make everything up
credit to a really cool dood from r/memes
A hydrogen atom runs into the police station...
... "Please help me! My electron has been stolen!" The desk officer looks up from his computer and asks: "Are you positive?"
What did the atom do when he got bored?
Told a dark joke to an atom today, but it didn't really find it funny.
Turns out it was no laughing matter.
How do we know that atoms are Catholic?
What did the atom say when it kept losing electrons?
I really need to keep an ion them.
Why can’t atoms be trusted?
Because they make up everything.
I ordered an atom but got an ion instead.
They replaced it free of charge.
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
I was studying the model of an atom.
I found it pretty Bohring.
I’m dating an atom,
We might have to split up
What did the scientist say when he found two atoms of helium?
HeHe.
my biology teacher told this one in class today.
i was the only student that found it genuinely funny.
the class was silent, besides me. i was laughing. really hard.
:'(
What did one atom say to the other atom while eating lunch?
Do you want to split the charge?
What's funny about 3 helium atoms?
Why can you never trust atoms?
Why can't you trust an atom?
because they make up everything!
Why can you never trust an atom?
Because they make up everything
You should never trust atoms
Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
What kind of fish is made of only two Sodium atoms?
Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms
Because they make up everything
Why should you never trust an atom?
Because it makes everything up
Why can't you trust atoms?
because they make up everything.
You shouldn't trust atoms
Why cant you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
Which kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
Why cant you trust an atom?
Because they make up literally everything.
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