A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.
They're both protons.
but I can tell only one of them
A tachyon walks into a bar.
you’re looking rather fine today
A Fermilabrador Retriever.
I guess they just didn’t see it coming
Priest: sorry, but you can’t be here
Particle: but without me, you couldn’t have mass
Instead of antipasto, they served antipasta.
they hold an electron...
He's a large hadron colluder.