Particle Puns

A list of puns related to "Particle"

The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve faster-than-light particles in here.”

A faster-than-light particle walks into a bar.

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👤︎ u/snrckrd
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do positively charged particles have in common with professional sumo wrestling teams?

They're both protons.

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👤︎ u/fecalfettucine
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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I have two jokes, one on momentum and another on the position of a particle.

but I can tell only one of them

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👤︎ u/karan-sandhu
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve particles that move faster than light."

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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👤︎ u/wormfood__
📅︎ May 26 2019
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What did one dust particle say to another?

you’re looking rather fine today

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👤︎ u/im-wit-dimwit
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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What’s it called when a tree finishes uploading photon particles into its system??

Photo-s-in-the-sys

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👤︎ u/misteramuk
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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I heard some scientists were surprised when they discovered a particle that moves faster than the speed of light.

I guess they just didn’t see it coming

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👤︎ u/daksmyth93
📅︎ Jul 31 2019
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A particle walks into a church

Priest: sorry, but you can’t be here

Particle: but without me, you couldn’t have mass

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👤︎ u/romanator25
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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What is Schrödinger's cat's favourite particle?

A mew-on!

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👤︎ u/rc538
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Never Trust Particles

They make everything up.

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👤︎ u/EnderScout_77
📅︎ Sep 16 2016
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Why was the particle physicist still hungry after the Italian full-course meal?

Instead of antipasto, they served antipasta.

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👤︎ u/thefizzynator
📅︎ Jan 03 2018
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What happens when two particles have a debate?

they hold an electron...

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👤︎ u/nirvanaspirit666
📅︎ Aug 10 2017
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Do you know what the first open-source subatomic particle is?

The GNU-trino

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👤︎ u/necrotechnical
📅︎ May 31 2017
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What did the subatomic particle say to the duck?

"Quark, Quark."

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👤︎ u/Jackknowsit
📅︎ Jun 08 2018
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You hear about Donald Trump smashing sub atomic particles together with Vladimir Putin?

He's a large hadron colluder.

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👤︎ u/ooooohpippa
📅︎ May 05 2018
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How is Bill O'reilly like the Higgs Boson particle?

...Plenty of spin and regularly concerned with Mass.

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👤︎ u/klingers
📅︎ Oct 12 2016
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