4 Hilarious Subatomic Particle Puns

What did the subatomic particle say to the duck?

"Quark, Quark."

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👤︎ u/Jackknowsit

📅︎ Jun 08 2018

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Do you know what the first open-source subatomic particle is?

The GNU-trino

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👤︎ u/necrotechnical

📅︎ May 31 2017

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My calculus professor was 16 minutes late to his first class, 8 minutes late to his second, and 4 minutes late to the third.

At this rate, he will never be in class on time.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 13 2018

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Good Morning dadjoke

My dad used to wake me up by standing beside my bed and repeatedly saying, "Up and atom (at 'em). Up and proton. Up and electron. Up and molecule." Now he still does it when I'm home from college, and as I get harder to rouse, more subatomic particles.

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👤︎ u/AirAdmiral

📅︎ Jan 17 2014

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