A photon checks into a hotel...
and the bellhop says, 'Do you have any luggage?'
'No,' replied the photon, 'I'm travelling light'.
π︎ 28
π
︎ May 24 2021
How heavy is a photon?
I'm not sure, myself, but I know it's light.
π︎ 12
π
︎ Apr 21 2021
Why donβt photons ever need help with their luggage?
Theyβre traveling light.
π︎ 87
π
︎ Mar 11 2021
A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he can assist with any luggage.
The photon replies, βNo, Iβm traveling light.β
π︎ 202
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Why is a photon able to go so fast?
π︎ 11
π
︎ Feb 21 2021
When the photon left its family behind,
π︎ 27
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︎ Nov 07 2020
A photon checks into a hotel. "Need any help with your luggage sir?" asks the porter.
"No thanks " replies the photon. "I am travelling light."
π︎ 9
π
︎ Nov 22 2020
A photon walks into a hotel
The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage? The photon replies, "No thank you, I'm traveling light."
π︎ 14
π
︎ May 08 2020
Why didn't the photon pack a suitcase?
π︎ 14
π
︎ Mar 07 2020
Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?
π︎ 13
π
︎ Apr 28 2020
So a photon gets on a plane and the stewardess asks him if he has any luggage
And he says no, I'm traveling light.
π︎ 3k
π
︎ May 12 2017
Whatβs it called when a tree finishes uploading photon particles into its system??
π︎ 11
π
︎ Sep 08 2019
I started brewing my own lager called Photon.
π︎ 5
π
︎ Sep 10 2019
Here's one about the traveling photon...
A photon is going through airport security. A TSA agent asks if it's carrying any luggage.
The photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light."
π︎ 2
π
︎ Aug 15 2019
Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, Senor Photon?
π︎ 15
π
︎ Jan 23 2019
Why do photons move faster than sound waves?
Because theyβre traveling light.
π︎ 44
π
︎ Jun 13 2018
Of course photons don't have mass...
...they are traveling light.
π︎ 20
π
︎ Aug 25 2017
A photon walks into a library
The librarian looks up and asks, "Can I interest you in some light reading?"
π︎ 6
π
︎ Sep 26 2018
Whats in common with a feather and a photon?
π︎ 10
π
︎ May 19 2017
Today someone told me photons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic!
π︎ 23
π
︎ Sep 29 2016
A photon arrives at the hotel reception...
"Excuse me Sir, do you have any baggage to check in?"
"No, I'm travelling light"
π︎ 9
π
︎ Sep 08 2015
Photon checks into a hotel. Bellhop asks, βDo you have any luggage?β
Photon replies, βNo, Iβm traveling light.β
π︎ 23
π
︎ Mar 31 2020
Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?
π︎ 7
π
︎ Apr 28 2020
Why doesn't the photon need help with its luggage?
Because it's travelling light
π︎ 10
π
︎ Jul 30 2019
A photon walks up to the airline counter
and the lady says, "You have any bags to check?"
The photon says, "No. I'm traveling light."
π︎ 133
π
︎ Jul 03 2018
A photon checks into a hotel...
The bellhop asks, "sir, do you have any luggage?" The photon respons, "No, I'm travelling light".
π︎ 47
π
︎ May 25 2019
A photon was at the airport, checking in for its flight. The agent asks it if it has any luggage.
The photon says, "No, I'm a light traveler"
π︎ 27
π
︎ Jan 10 2019
A photon checks into a hotel
the bellhop asks βcan I help you with your luggage?β, the photon replies βno thanks, Iβm traveling lightβ
π︎ 65
π
︎ Sep 12 2018
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage...
But the photon say "Nah, I'm travelling light"
π︎ 70
π
︎ Mar 27 2018
A photon checks into a hotel
When the bellhop asks for its luggage, the photon says: "I don't have any, I'm travelling light".
π︎ 57
π
︎ Jun 04 2018
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.
"No, I'm traveling light!"
π︎ 21
π
︎ Jun 17 2018
A photon walks into a hotel...
A photon walks into a hotel. After checking in, the bellhop says "Would you like any help with your luggage today sir?" The photon replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."
π︎ 2
π
︎ Dec 04 2018
Why didnβt the photon bring itβs suitcase?
Because it was traveling light!
π︎ 4
π
︎ Jun 13 2018
A photon of light checks in to a hotel ...
the bellhop asks: "any bags?"
the photon: "nope, I'm traveling light."
π︎ 32
π
︎ Feb 13 2016
A photon walks into a hotel.
The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"
The photon says, "No thanks. I'm traveling light."
π︎ 10
π
︎ Apr 09 2016
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