A photon checks into a hotel...

and the bellhop says, 'Do you have any luggage?'

'No,' replied the photon, 'I'm travelling light'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrizztoElCazador
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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How heavy is a photon?

I'm not sure, myself, but I know it's light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFonziScheme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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Why don’t photons ever need help with their luggage?

They’re traveling light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardcoredad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he can assist with any luggage.

The photon replies, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elusivblak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why is a photon able to go so fast?

It's traveling light!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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When the photon left its family behind,

It waved goodbye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StochasticTinkr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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A photon checks into a hotel. "Need any help with your luggage sir?" asks the porter.

"No thanks " replies the photon. "I am travelling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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A photon walks into a hotel

The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage? The photon replies, "No thank you, I'm traveling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LopsidedVader
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Why didn't the photon pack a suitcase?

He was traveling light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaystibelman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?

He needed a light snack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delmastron
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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So a photon gets on a plane and the stewardess asks him if he has any luggage

And he says no, I'm traveling light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtrememudder89
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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What’s it called when a tree finishes uploading photon particles into its system??

Photo-s-in-the-sys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misteramuk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I started brewing my own lager called Photon.

It's light beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Here's one about the traveling photon...

A photon is going through airport security. A TSA agent asks if it's carrying any luggage.

The photon replies, "No, I'm traveling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoyoadrienne
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, Senor Photon?

Photon: C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Why do photons move faster than sound waves?

Because they’re traveling light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejdc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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Of course photons don't have mass...

...they are traveling light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmxbftw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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A photon walks into a library

The librarian looks up and asks, "Can I interest you in some light reading?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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Whats in common with a feather and a photon?

They are both light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeCrab
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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Today someone told me photons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neffability
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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A photon arrives at the hotel reception...

"Excuse me Sir, do you have any baggage to check in?" "No, I'm travelling light"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sacredsnail
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2015
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Photon checks into a hotel. Bellhop asks, β€œDo you have any luggage?”

Photon replies, β€œNo, I’m traveling light.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Why did the scientist eat photons after lunch?

He needed a light snack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delmastron
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Why doesn't the photon need help with its luggage?

Because it's travelling light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeimosDeist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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A photon walks up to the airline counter

and the lady says, "You have any bags to check?"

The photon says, "No. I'm traveling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InterwebWeasel
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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A photon checks into a hotel...

The bellhop asks, "sir, do you have any luggage?" The photon respons, "No, I'm travelling light".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1_h473_l337_5p34k
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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A photon was at the airport, checking in for its flight. The agent asks it if it has any luggage.

The photon says, "No, I'm a light traveler"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banksy0726
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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A photon checks into a hotel

the bellhop asks β€œcan I help you with your luggage?”, the photon replies β€œno thanks, I’m traveling light”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supermegapixel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage...

But the photon say "Nah, I'm travelling light"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EreNyn3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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A photon checks into a hotel

When the bellhop asks for its luggage, the photon says: "I don't have any, I'm travelling light".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/125bench
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage.

"No, I'm traveling light!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cats_n_things
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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A photon walks into a hotel...

A photon walks into a hotel. After checking in, the bellhop says "Would you like any help with your luggage today sir?" The photon replies, "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitben01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Why didn’t the photon bring it’s suitcase?

Because it was traveling light!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mase_in_mass
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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A photon of light checks in to a hotel ...

the bellhop asks: "any bags?"

the photon: "nope, I'm traveling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2016
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A photon walks into a hotel.

The desk clerk says, "Welcome to our hotel. Can we help you with your luggage?"

The photon says, "No thanks. I'm traveling light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wishyouamerry
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2016
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