Why quantum computing is cool
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What do Quantum physicists do for a living?

Work on little things, here and there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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My quantum computer’s pronouns are they/them
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lexadus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What gender does a quantum computer identify as?

Non-binary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_kibble
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I would tell a joke about quantum mechanics...

But if you saw it, it wouldn't be as good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djbodford1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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What does a quantum physicist call a bisexual person?

SchrΓΆdingay.

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How do you know Quantum Computers are gender fluid?

Cuz they are non-binary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laaldit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Quantum Physics gives me a hadron.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Lithe_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.

She was a total Psi's queen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Understanding Quantum Mechanics is both a blessing and a curse.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Why do dad jokes about quantum mechanics never work?

You cant know if theres a punch line or a punch wave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Innarhythm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Whats the best way to start a conversation about quantum physics?

You put a quark in it!!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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You know what bugs me about quantum mechanics?

They charge $500 to "fix" a bunch of stuff that probably wasn't even really wrong with your atom in the first place.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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How do you tell the difference between a regular duck and a quantum duck?

Just listen out for their quarks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socialist_Frick
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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I cannot wait for the next Quantum Physicist triathlon...

I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2013
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How do you know Quantum Computers are gender fluid?

Cuz they are non-binary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laaldit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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How does a quantum computer identify itself?

Non-binary.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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