What do Quantum physicists do for a living?
Work on little things, here and there.
What gender does a quantum computer identify as?
Non-binary
I would tell a joke about quantum mechanics...
But if you saw it, it wouldn't be as good
What does a quantum physicist call a bisexual person?
Schrödingay.
How do you know Quantum Computers are gender fluid?
Cuz they are non-binary.
Quantum Physics gives me a hadron.
My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.
She was a total Psi's queen.
Understanding Quantum Mechanics is both a blessing and a curse.
Why do dad jokes about quantum mechanics never work?
You cant know if theres a punch line or a punch wave
Whats the best way to start a conversation about quantum physics?
You put a quark in it!!
You know what bugs me about quantum mechanics?
They charge $500 to "fix" a bunch of stuff that probably wasn't even really wrong with your atom in the first place.
How do you tell the difference between a regular duck and a quantum duck?
Just listen out for their quarks.
I cannot wait for the next Quantum Physicist triathlon...
I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line.
How do you know Quantum Computers are gender fluid?
Cuz they are non-binary.
How does a quantum computer identify itself?
Non-binary.
