Why quantum computing is cool
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What do Quantum physicists do for a living?

Work on little things, here and there.

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What gender does a quantum computer identify as?

Non-binary

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I would tell a joke about quantum mechanics...

But if you saw it, it wouldn't be as good

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What does a quantum physicist call a bisexual person?

SchrΓΆdingay.

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How do you know Quantum Computers are gender fluid?

Cuz they are non-binary.

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Quantum Physics gives me a hadron.
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My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.

She was a total Psi's queen.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Understanding Quantum Mechanics is both a blessing and a curse.
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Why do dad jokes about quantum mechanics never work?

You cant know if theres a punch line or a punch wave

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Whats the best way to start a conversation about quantum physics?

You put a quark in it!!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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You know what bugs me about quantum mechanics?

They charge $500 to "fix" a bunch of stuff that probably wasn't even really wrong with your atom in the first place.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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How do you tell the difference between a regular duck and a quantum duck?

Just listen out for their quarks.

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I cannot wait for the next Quantum Physicist triathlon...

I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line.

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A friend told me that the ball drop was a minute late

The ball was dropped at the ball drop.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I like this one.
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SchrΓΆdinger’s Widow

β€œOpen casket or closed” asked the Funeral Director.

β€œYes” replied SchrΓΆdinger’s Widow.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat.

The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or not."

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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My calculus professor was 16 minutes late to his first class, 8 minutes late to his second, and 4 minutes late to the third.

At this rate, he will never be in class on time.

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What’s an opinion without 3.14?

An onion

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My physicist wife keeps telling me that she loves me to the moon and back.

I’m not sure whether she means distance, or displacement.

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What’s smaller than a piece of wood?

A Planck

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

For being outstanding in his field

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You know who repairs atoms?

Quantum Mechanics

My dad just shared this with me.

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what do you call a time traveling car?

A quantum jeep

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2016
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How do you know Quantum Computers are gender fluid?

Cuz they are non-binary.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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How does a quantum computer identify itself?

Non-binary.

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